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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Yeah I saw that video of him soaking it in, too. Now I’m confused on his eligibility status.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
A couple things that have already been touched on but should be reiterated because they keep coming up: 1) we should be rooting for chaos in the ACC to get Miami into the CCG. That way they either win and get the sole ACC bid, or collect a 3rd loss. 2) we need Tech to win the Big 12 and get the autobid because they’re in anyway. The Big 12 taking two spots would be very bad for us.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
BYU beating Tech in the Big 12 CCG would be a nightmare scenario for us, no?
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2026 Midterms ...
I think older Indians in particular are surprisingly Trumpy. And lol at Nehls’ announcement. Make sure to throw in that completely pointless mention of Trump.
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Ethan Burke
He made some money this year for sure.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
The IOL doesn’t even need to be future first rounders. Just solid dudes that set a floor. Parker Braun types.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
That’s the hope. Our team is set up to compete next year but we have to completely remake the OL. Campbell and Hutson are gone. Robertson is mediocre at best. And this may qualify as a hot take, but we could use a tackle to push Baker and Goosby. Those guys looked OK in comparison to the interior, but neither one is exactly Kelvin Banks out there. The in house options are fucking grim. Stroh is literally the only guy with significant experience and…yuck. Trotting Arch out in his contract year behind a starting IOL of Stroh, Cruz, and Kibble ain’t gonna cut it.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
This is a good point on Michigan that I haven’t seen discussed before. If they lose but hang tough today they’ll still be in the beauty contest, which we absolutely don’t need. Committee might be tempted to balance out the numbers of SEC and B1G teams.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If the algorithm is sort by number of loses and take the top 12, that’s fine I guess but they should just say that so everyone can schedule accordingly.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
TBH we probably should have tried to put 7 more on aggy there at the end- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Simple question: why is our offense dogshit at the end of year 5?- Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Aging like a fine wine- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Of course the problem is that we've ended up with these "lottery ticket" types starting on the OL this year when they in reality should never have seen the field, or at least not any time soon. It's a fine strategy if we fill in as needed with the portal and the occasional 5-star high school blue chipper. For whatever reason, we've been skipping that 2nd part of the plan, hence a major reason why we started the season #1 and are going to end up in the Whogivesashit Bowl.- Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Same. No one will ever be able to convince me that the doc isn't just 8 hours of Jerry patting himself on the back. No interest.- 2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
Just got my email saying no tickets for this draw. It's hard to overstate how much my interest in this tournament has done a 180 from where it was like 2 years ago. It may very well - and let's be honest, probably will - swing back as the actual games get closer, but as of right now, fuck FIFA and fuck this bullshit ass corporate fatcat tournament.- NFL Fans going goon not going away
At no point does it occur to anyone involved that you can just turn around and walk the other way and that’s that.- Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Why on earth, if you're a bottom feeder team just playing out the season to get a draft pick, would you put yourself in a news headline associated with this dude?- Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I've been playing around with The Athletic's playoff simulator this morning and it's worse than I thought. The gist of it is that we have to finish at least 0.5 games ahead of both Chicago and Carolina (bc both have the tiebreaker over us). Then we also need at least one of Detroit, San Francisco, Seattle, or I guess maybe Green Bay to collapse pretty thoroughly. Root for the Panthers tonight (even though we need them to lose as well, the model thinks it will be much easier for us to get ahead of them versus passing the 49ers). Finishing 8-8-1 doesn't get it done. 9-7-1 and we've got a chance, but not a great one. 10-6-1 probably gets it done.- Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
If we're talking inexplicable losses, don't overlook the Bears. They are the fraudiest 8-3 of all time. It's all tight wins over terrible teams and their point differential is -3.- Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Jesus Christ we are so dumb we are actually playing for a 65 yard fg - Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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