Everything posted by tokamak
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Justin Tucker: The new Old Freak Nasty?
Why on earth, if you're a bottom feeder team just playing out the season to get a draft pick, would you put yourself in a news headline associated with this dude?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I've been playing around with The Athletic's playoff simulator this morning and it's worse than I thought. The gist of it is that we have to finish at least 0.5 games ahead of both Chicago and Carolina (bc both have the tiebreaker over us). Then we also need at least one of Detroit, San Francisco, Seattle, or I guess maybe Green Bay to collapse pretty thoroughly. Root for the Panthers tonight (even though we need them to lose as well, the model thinks it will be much easier for us to get ahead of them versus passing the 49ers). Finishing 8-8-1 doesn't get it done. 9-7-1 and we've got a chance, but not a great one. 10-6-1 probably gets it done.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
If we're talking inexplicable losses, don't overlook the Bears. They are the fraudiest 8-3 of all time. It's all tight wins over terrible teams and their point differential is -3.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Jesus Christ we are so dumb we are actually playing for a 65 yard fg
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Cowboys trying so, so hard to lose this game
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
God fucking damn it
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Fucking fire Schottenheimer. Absolutely fucking brain dead
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Never had it (because he sucks)
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Boys really setting it up to blow this one in spectacular fashion
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Is Pickens objectively better than CD?
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Texas Rangers 2025-2026 Offseason
Saves like $5mm per year for the next 3 years. Then you have 2 more years of Nimmo after that for $20mm per year. So we took on total dollars but cut payroll in the near term.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Eagles OL wasn’t even close to set on that 3rd down play
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Yay let’s kick a fg
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
lolololol fuck you Dak
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Jerry is fucking jizzing in his diaper waiting to pay him $50m/year.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Games pretty much over with 11 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. Great job Jerry and co.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Hurts had like an hour to throw on that play. Ezeraku got pushed down like a little child or something.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Tripped on his own feet and dropped the ball on the way down. Cowboys football!
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
You mean, other than he’s a dipshit Sooner?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
This game is an absolute must win if the Cowboys want to have any shot at the playoffs. So of course they’re going to get boatraced.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Is that a fucking Tommy gun? Is he a wise guy? Running liquor with Al Capone and the boys?
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Maybe the most apt use of this gif in the history of the internet:
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Texas Rangers 2025-2026 Offseason
Yep, thanks for the memories but it was time.
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Horns in the NFL
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
Why not? Is United that big of a mess right now?