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Horn Dogg

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  1. Can you just dig a big hole in the middle of UT campus and roast a whole pig there?
  2. Can we get our #1 ranking back after this victory?
  3. Could it come in handy later in the season if we practiced a couple field goals today?
  4. That makes me feel better. I was worried we we going full aggy.
  5. They showed on TV the flag at half mass. Is that for Charlie fucking Kirk?
  6. You have to give Mom credit. She raised a kid with good aim.
  7. Fucking maga is trying to make this thing out like it was the JFK assassination. It was just a shithead podcaster that pissed off a bunch of people.
  8. Should we start saying “we didn’t want to be here” yet?
  9. Can we still be ranked #1 after this?
  10. You need to find a bar with a bigger TV
  11. Arch is going to get himself hurt
  12. I fucking hate the idea of a logo on the field; we're not some poor ass school. If we're going to do it, may as well go all out.
  13. For the next act, Trump is going to demand that Luby's re-open every location they have ever closed.
  14. At least you still have your asshole Surly family. We can roast aggy for Thanksgiving every year.
  15. They have been programmed by the church to believe that their purpose is to wash dishes and suck a mean dick. You know, the whole umbrella thing.
  16. Just dropping by to say fuck OU for all of 2025 and beyond.
  17. He won’t have any impact on the field. He’s too fucking fat to make it down the stairs.
  18. Quinn is all good in my book. He did more to help Texas win games than I ever did. Wishing him best of luck at the next level!
  19. Shit, how do we pawn this guy off on aggy? Need to get him the fuck out of Austin!
  20. Happy Valentine’s Day bitches!
  21. You work for Chevron?
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