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Horn Dogg

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  1. Those organizers be smokin lots of weed!
  2. It that were a video game, eating Mangino would be like battling bowser at the final level to win the entire game.
  3. You could probably lock it to a tree with that chain your wife has tied around your balls. No thief is going to get past that one.
  4. That was when he tried to convince us he was cool by saying he listened to Rage Against the Machine while working out. Then Rage got pissed off and told him to stop listening to their tunes.
  5. And still never made the SEC championship game after big bro made it in year 1
  6. This thread is perfect proof of evolution. Some people didn't make it all the way...
  7. They didn't draw Elko near fat enough.....and no way he would be floating. I love how aggy all assumes they are going to whip our ass. Going to be even better on Friday when the "pooooor aggy" chant rings out toward the end of the game.
  8. Nevermind - I'm too old and dumb to figure out how to embed this video....
  9. Right - this week really sucked when we were playing either TCU or Tech. No excitement whatsoever in the buildup.
  10. Arch needs to start wearing a mouthpiece. Those teeth are money for TV ads!
  11. Can we just bring Gary Fatterson in as "consultant," but let him take over head coach duties and make Sark effectively the OC?
  12. I'm here for the meltdown when they don't rest their starters and we still beat that ass (and the rest of his stupid strategy plays out accordingly)
  13. They are probably actually right about that. Who the fuck would become an aggy fan if they didn't go to school there and had other choices in football teams?
  14. Uh....except they live in trailers and are addicted to meth
  15. That’s not as funny as you had hoped it would be.
  16. Time to dickslap the sheepfuckers
  17. VY should show up and beat his ass
  18. They will find a way to blame it on Texas
  19. In 2011, aggy was 100% going to win the "last ever" matchup against us. They probably already had the shirts printed and then it was 27-25 Last year, aggy was going to "welcome" us to the SEC and show us how much more badass they had become from a decade of getting their ass kicked in the SEC. Had the shirts printed, then it was 17-7 Now, aggy is printing Elko sized shirts just knowing they are going to come to Austin and run all over us. Fuck them, they are about to be reminded where they belong aggy should be pitied, maybe even studied. But never taken seriously.....
  20. I think we're in if we beat aggy. Give us the @Texas Tech game in the first round!
  21. If the SEC wanted to fix the aggy game, wouldn't they be better off having Texas with a shot for the playoffs and potentially keeping aggy out of the SEC championship game? I mean, no TV audience wants to watch aggy pulling each other's dicks in the CCG.
  22. True - but this is Surly. If there's nothing interesting going on we create it.
  23. Yeah, Sark looked like he definitely wasn't fully focused on football.
  24. The braintrust on texags is already trying plot that shit out. Lose on purpose so they can say they would have beaten us. BAS will not be dead unless we beat Texas | TexAgs
  25. Remember when half the message board idiots wanted to move VY to wide receiver? These are the same folks who don't realize it takes a little experience to get really good at this game.
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