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Horn Dogg

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  1. I fucking hate the idea of a logo on the field; we're not some poor ass school. If we're going to do it, may as well go all out.
  2. For the next act, Trump is going to demand that Luby's re-open every location they have ever closed.
  3. At least you still have your asshole Surly family. We can roast aggy for Thanksgiving every year.
  4. They have been programmed by the church to believe that their purpose is to wash dishes and suck a mean dick. You know, the whole umbrella thing.
  5. Just dropping by to say fuck OU for all of 2025 and beyond.
  6. He won’t have any impact on the field. He’s too fucking fat to make it down the stairs.
  7. Quinn is all good in my book. He did more to help Texas win games than I ever did. Wishing him best of luck at the next level!
  8. Shit, how do we pawn this guy off on aggy? Need to get him the fuck out of Austin!
  9. Happy Valentine’s Day bitches!
  10. You work for Chevron?
  11. Yeah, fuck those outdated looking plastic shit buckets. Worst cars on the road!
  12. I’m sure the FBI could sit around for years and fuck with Trump’s head if they wanted to.
  13. So is he trying to become the dictator or the world?
  14. imma is MAGA? I thought I’ve always seen him sport anti-Trump stuff with the rest of us. I guess I don’t give a shit unless he drives a Tesla.
  15. Hopefully they won’t vandalize yours! I don't necessarily want people’s shit to get fucked up, but I really hope people quit buying Teslas. I can’t stand them, the headlights are too bright and most people who drive them can’t handle the power worth a shit. When I’m out in my hot rod, Teslas try to race me all the time. It’s all fun and games until we hit the first curve, then they damn near run off the road and I get the LOL from my rear view mirror.
  16. I think Card would have been pretty fucking good in our offense this year.
  17. Hopefully people will start vandalizing Teslas and treating people who drove them like shit. Make the stigma so bad nobody will buy them anymore and put some financial hurt on Elmo
  18. That has a mackbrowntexasfootball vibe to it
  19. Maybe Tonya Harding was the mastermind.
  20. You must get all that pussy because you have close to 30K rep on Surly. Chicks dig rep.
  21. Mitch is not good at picking the best times to vote the right way.
  22. I didn’t ask about her political beliefs, she threw them at me and I decided to be a dickhead because the Republican laws encourage me to. Fuck the people I was trying to protect with my vote that didn’t want to help themselves.
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