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Horn Dogg

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Everything posted by Horn Dogg

  1. You have to give Mom credit. She raised a kid with good aim.
  2. Fucking maga is trying to make this thing out like it was the JFK assassination. It was just a shithead podcaster that pissed off a bunch of people.
  3. Should we start saying “we didn’t want to be here” yet?
  4. Can we still be ranked #1 after this?
  5. You need to find a bar with a bigger TV
  6. Arch is going to get himself hurt
  7. Fuck the on-season!
  8. I fucking hate the idea of a logo on the field; we're not some poor ass school. If we're going to do it, may as well go all out.
  9. For the next act, Trump is going to demand that Luby's re-open every location they have ever closed.
  10. At least you still have your asshole Surly family. We can roast aggy for Thanksgiving every year.
  11. They have been programmed by the church to believe that their purpose is to wash dishes and suck a mean dick. You know, the whole umbrella thing.
  12. Just dropping by to say fuck OU for all of 2025 and beyond.
  13. He won’t have any impact on the field. He’s too fucking fat to make it down the stairs.
  14. Quinn is all good in my book. He did more to help Texas win games than I ever did. Wishing him best of luck at the next level!
  15. Shit, how do we pawn this guy off on aggy? Need to get him the fuck out of Austin!
  16. Happy Valentine’s Day bitches!
  17. You work for Chevron?
  18. Yeah, fuck those outdated looking plastic shit buckets. Worst cars on the road!
  19. I’m sure the FBI could sit around for years and fuck with Trump’s head if they wanted to.
  20. Dude….just shut the fuck up!
  21. So is he trying to become the dictator or the world?
  22. imma is MAGA? I thought I’ve always seen him sport anti-Trump stuff with the rest of us. I guess I don’t give a shit unless he drives a Tesla.
  23. Hopefully they won’t vandalize yours! I don't necessarily want people’s shit to get fucked up, but I really hope people quit buying Teslas. I can’t stand them, the headlights are too bright and most people who drive them can’t handle the power worth a shit. When I’m out in my hot rod, Teslas try to race me all the time. It’s all fun and games until we hit the first curve, then they damn near run off the road and I get the LOL from my rear view mirror.
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