Everything posted by Horn Dogg
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
If you like big fat white chicks it’s a buffet
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Time to head back to the tailgate and jerk off in the bushes
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Kansas D is cooked
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Fuck this!
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Bad Motherfucker Brooks!
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Sark running prevent offense
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Didn’t he used to have a mullet?
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
I’m inspired to go lose 20 lbs now….or 50 or whatever ha ha
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Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Bigger font on the KU jerseys to try and show us up.
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Texas vs OU 11 am or 2:30 pm?
I was there, basically used alcohol as antifreeze. On the way out I told some OU lady not to wreck her house on the way home and she went apeshit on me.
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2023 Tailgate Thread of Dominance
I had a dream last night that I was at the Surly Horns tailgate. Are you really allowed to jerk off in the bushes?
- Week 5, 2023: Kansas at Texas
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Jonathon Brooks is a Bad Mother Fucker
It’s a good thing we didn’t have Bad Motherfucker awards that year. I would have had to mortgage my house to keep up.
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Jonathon Brooks is a Bad Mother Fucker
That was freshman JC vs All American upperclassman AJ Hawk. I was at that game, you could hear the hit!
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Jonathon Brooks is a Bad Mother Fucker
The only difference is that Jimbo had his good years at another school.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Seriously, does Trump actually have any chance of winning the 2024 election? I know polls from 2016 and all…..but it’s been 4 years since 2020 and a shitload of boomers have died and a shit load of younger voters have become eligible to vote. How the hell does that give Trump any real chance? Fuck that fat motherfucker, he’s on the fast track to hell.
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Jonathon Brooks is a Bad Mother Fucker
Roschon passed the bad motherfucker baton to Brooks when he left.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Sumlin also broke aggy cultural norms by winning more than 8 games that first season. Luckily for aggy he regressed to the mean pretty quickly and didn’t mess up another aggy tradition. Jimbo is a lock to keep the tradition of having a shitty football team going.
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Anyone headed from Houston to Austin before Saturday?
Plonski is providing them from her pillow sex den at Belmont.
- Week 5, 2023: Kansas at Texas
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Run of the mill Lincoln Riley team….
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Deion is a bad motherfucker whether you like it or not. He’s going to recruit well and field a good team that improves over time. He’s not acting like a white guy coach, but that’s what makes him cool. Ami I going to go buy the insurance he endorses? Not likely. But I’m going to enjoy the show he puts on at Colorado over the next few years and I’m going to root for his success!
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Week 5, 2023 prediction thread: Kansas @ Texas
Texas - 63 Kansas - 13 350 yards Mark Mangino eats the whole Golden Corral
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Woman becomes first non kicker to play college football
So the real question - who would and who’s out? I would!
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2022 Tour de Francis
He transferred to Bora for 2024. Geganhaart is going to little Trek. Geriant Thomas is heading to the nursing home and Carlos Rodriguez is all they got left.