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Redneck Mutha

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Everything posted by Redneck Mutha

  1. Good covereage, good pressure.
  2. 3:30, 3:51, whatever it takes.
  3. He messed with the bull.
  4. "Mr. President, why haven't you signed the bill yet?" "What bill? There's no bill on my desk to sign. Go ask Mike Johnson." "Speaker Johnson, where is the bill and why isn't it on the Preseident's desk?" "What bill? We already sent that. Go ask the House Parlimentarian." "Where is the bill?" "Go ask <insert name of some unknown Republican lackey assigned to physically putting the bill on the President's desk>" "Where is the bill?" "Oh, my dog ate it, I guess we have to start the process all over."
  5. Any files showing Democrats involved will be released. Any files showing Trump and Republicans involved will not be released because DOJ needs to investigate how Democrats lied and committed fraud in putting Trump and Republicans in the files.
  6. Democrats could fan those flames, too. "What could be more idiotic than a single entity negotiating the rates for 100s of millions of Americans. Trump would be an absolute moron to try that." Reverse psychology. If the Dems hate it, we must do it. Single payer here we come.
  7. Yeah, if Elon's income went up $12B this year but 10 million minimum wage workers are making the same as last year, the math works out to an average increase in incomes of $1,200/yr (nobody check my rudimentary math on that). So Elon comes out ahead and those 10 million workers are falling behind once you factor in the expense (inflation) side. #winning
  8. How are SA immigrants bringing infected cattle through a border that is supposedly completely closed?
  9. If you know the right people, you don't have to pay anybody OR leave the country.
  10. Since 2020. Thanks a lot, Donald Jackoff Trump!
  11. If they get this overturned, imma cut a bitch
  12. Wingo only has to fix the issues with his hands. And his feet.
  13. You fuckers shitting on arch can eat an aids infested dick. One poor throw where our receiver got held and bitch ass wr corps dropping shit left and right or he be perfect.
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