Everything posted by High Plains Drifter
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Greenland
Canada should start talking about annexing Alaska
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The Trump Economy
I'm hoping a hurricane flattens maralago and then FEMA swoops in and pays for everything to be rebuilt, including the golf courses. And they will nod their heads and say Finally! FEMA getting its shit together!
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Come on man, you know the answer: It takes killing a cop
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Its going to be hilarious when a hurricane cleanses the Earth of maralago, then FEMA pays for it to be rebuilt, including golf courses.
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Laid my parents to rest in the Gulf of Mexico today
Lots of fond memories of fishing trips to Port Isabel, Laguna Madre, S. Padre. Here's me and my pops and my grandfather Bo after a long day of fishing. Mid 70s I'm guessing. I have no idea what I'm holding up or why none of us were wearing shirts. But it was the 70s, man. Peace to you and yours, Brisket.
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Austin Nostalgia Picture Thread
Bevo on campus around the same time (mid 80s ish). For a couple of bucks, you could get your picture taken with Bevo for some charity. That was as close as they allowed me to get to Bevo on my bike. They Cowboys said the bike might make him nervous. I said you don't have him sedated? Cowboy replied, "Bevo is proud to be drug free."
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Austin Nostalgia Picture Thread
Here's me at Barton Springs circa 1984ish. Those early morning opening shifts could be rough on a weekend. Those were the days
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
darwin be like
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
with a kid in the room
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Swiss Ski Resort Bar Fire
Looking at that map/picture, my claustrophobia/enochlophobia* probably would have kept me out of that "basement bar area" if it were crowded (which it sounds like it was). *Really really don't like enclosed+crowded areas. I can handle one or the other, but not both.
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New Hatred of Michigan Fans (In-Laws)
"lets win one for the gipper"?
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New Hatred of Michigan Fans (In-Laws)
buy them (or send them) a case of cheeze its.
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Jack Smith transcript released
and for Somali immigrants
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The Biggest Scam Profession
Has anyone said "President of the United States" yet?
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Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
I say the poor schmuck stuck in the window seat gets to control the blind. So let it be written, so let it be done.
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TIL there’s something called fraud tourism. Congrats, Minnesota.
What? Somali immigrants are committing fraud? 217 million? 1 Billion? 9 Billion? Good for them. I'm glad somebody other than rich magats are getting some too.
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Spider bite
goddamn you
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Local charities you endorse
I am officially retired as of midnight. I have been using up vacation and comp time the last few months, and started delivering for our local Meals on Wheels back in October. Truly and eye-opening experience.
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New Far Side comics
i want to throw this out there to all the Gary Larson fans. GoodreadsThere's a Hair in My Dirt!: A Worm's StoryOnce upon a time in a place far away, lived a man named… Looks like a children's book at first glance, but it is not. Worm Dad tells his despairing Worm Son a Swiftian tale of an ecologically-challenged princess who takes a walk through a forest. With a forward by E O Wilson. Remember, we all end up as worm food eventually. Some sooner than others.
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The 2025 Hater’s Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog
"The type of vanity appliance that Sandy Hill Pittman had the Sherpas drag up to the summit of Everest for her" LOfuckingL
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Texas -- a failed state
sorry to hear, SA. Hope your son gets better/recovers. I'd like to mention that Kratom and all that synthetic shit probably wouldn't exist, because there would be no reason to try to chemically skirt the law, if the ganja was legal and people could smoke it the way Jah intended.
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Texas -- a failed state
my wife was on a team of attorneys who got the results of three local elections in Loving county thrown out due to excessive voter fraud. Basically, her team showed that a majority of people* who voted for a candidate did not actually live in the county. *not hard to do when the vote totals are something like 25 for one candidate (who is a member of rich ranching family A) to 30 for the other candidate (who is a member of rich ranching family B). In case anyone cares, the elections were R primaries. There is no local general election, because no D is ever on any local ballot. But remember, its D's who cheat at the ballot and vote illegally.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Also I bet that guy burned out his brakes trying to drive that heavy ass pos down a grade that steep.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
You come across a cyber truck on its back in the desert.What do you do?
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
FAFO. Also, I think those are wasps, not bees.