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High Plains Drifter

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  1. lulz. Exactly what I was thinking-- what did an enraged flock escape from a zoo or something?
  2. with a little work, this could be a pretty good haiku. How about snow in summertime y'all still don't get it. You will eventually.
  3. I heard an NPR story a few days back that straight up called his claims "lies." They have also started called election fraud claims lies as well. I don't think I've ever heard them call Santos or DoTArd (or anyone else) "liar".
  4. Yeah, it was common practice at one time. I wouldn't do that today.
  5. what sort of dildo is that chick on the left holding? Asking for NowThis.
  6. Same thing happened to me, but they also called my parents. My dad showed up, and they showed him a little baggie of grass (literally little pieces of actual grass that they picked up from the floorboard), not a bag of weed. My dad sneeringly said, "What did you vacuum the floorboards?" Nothing ever came of it, because it wasn't mj, it was just crap from the bottom of people's shoes.
  7. In high school, four of us driving from Austin to S. Padre for spring break, early 80s all underage, although at least one of us (me) had a fake ID. I'm driving way too fast, beer in the car, weed also, a DPS trooper passes us going the other way. He whips around, lights us up. I pull over, and get of the car and start to walk back to him, hoping he won't see the beer in the car. Trooper literally shoulder checks me out of the way, points to the guy in the back seat behind the driver seat, and says "Get out you little shithead!" Apparently, that guy had flipped the trooper off as he went by. The little shithead gets out, and the trooper, a big guy who probably had 6 inches and at least a hundred pounds on the guy, just completely goes off, spittle flying, finger jabbing his chest: "You little fucking prick, who the fuck do you think you are flipping me the bird? You were speeding, I wasn't even going to pull you over, if I toss the car I'm probably going to find beer, all because you are a little shithead with big finger. Turn the fuck around and spread em." Something like that. He searches the guy, gets his ID, has us all kneel on the side of road while he tosses the car, finds the beer (but not the weed), has the shithead pour it out on the side of the road, gives us all MIPs, and lets us go. I also get a speeding ticket. I really really wanted to kick that stupid fuckers ass (the dude who shot the bird, not the trooper) but I never did.
  8. just a joke man, a jab at the nature of surly and an (admittedly poor) attempt to support your thesis that we should wait for medical proof before assuming any cause to this or any other death.
  9. OK Pokes fans, would you rather play NY or Illy next week? My gut says Illy, not sure why. edit: Big assumption- if we get past SF that is.
  10. fingered just so your post will have every emoticon
  11. was that guy secret service, personal body guard, or just maralogo security? Also: https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/3817804-trump-trounces-desantis-in-potential-gop-primary-matchup-new-poll-finds/ A Morning Consult poll released Wednesday showed Trump with 48 percent support among potential Republican primary voters, followed by DeSantis with 31 percent. Disclaimer: I have no idea how good of a poll the "morning consult" is.
  12. speaking from experience: A high person could get out of their seat, but why bother? Too much trouble.
  13. The next car or truck we buy will be an EV. As recently as a year ago, we would have at least considered a Tesla. Not today.
  14. That's it Ron, keep saying things that are going to get a large number of your voters killed.
  15. well, you only get into Valhalla if you die in battle, not from some fake democratic "disease".
  16. it appears a lot of them already have an eating disorder.
  17. assholes completely blocking the sidewalk when they park in the driveway. It's because they expanded the field to add worthless 7 seeds so we get 2 extra games! Fuck yeah!! I know, I hate having more football.
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