In high school, four of us driving from Austin to S. Padre for spring break, early 80s all underage, although at least one of us (me) had a fake ID. I'm driving way too fast, beer in the car, weed also, a DPS trooper passes us going the other way. He whips around, lights us up. I pull over, and get of the car and start to walk back to him, hoping he won't see the beer in the car.
Trooper literally shoulder checks me out of the way, points to the guy in the back seat behind the driver seat, and says "Get out you little shithead!"
Apparently, that guy had flipped the trooper off as he went by.
The little shithead gets out, and the trooper, a big guy who probably had 6 inches and at least a hundred pounds on the guy, just completely goes off, spittle flying, finger jabbing his chest: "You little fucking prick, who the fuck do you think you are flipping me the bird? You were speeding, I wasn't even going to pull you over, if I toss the car I'm probably going to find beer, all because you are a little shithead with big finger. Turn the fuck around and spread em." Something like that.
He searches the guy, gets his ID, has us all kneel on the side of road while he tosses the car, finds the beer (but not the weed), has the shithead pour it out on the side of the road, gives us all MIPs, and lets us go.
I also get a speeding ticket.
I really really wanted to kick that stupid fuckers ass (the dude who shot the bird, not the trooper) but I never did.