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longhornmatt last won the day on November 3 2021

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  1. Manute Bol is the Genghis Khan of Sudan. Maybe even the Shawn Kemp of Sudan.
  2. That dress code will be repealed by Monday after someone points out to them that they’re mandating the girls wear Hillary Clinton’s wardrobe.
  3. Ham Radio (the radio murder mystery show that Frazier directs) is one of the best sitcom episodes ever. My favorites are that one, the restaurant one, the ski lodge episode, and the one where Niles suspects Maris is having an affair and has a duel with her fencing instructor.
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  5. https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/3533074-desantis-edges-trump-in-new-hampshire-poll/amp It would of course be much better if Trump ever had to face real consequences, and if Republicans actually cared about morality and the rule of law. But, in the absence of that, it will at least be some consolation to watch Trump get dumped and then lash out at his fans for “betraying” him. They may not care about anything except winning and owning the libs, but deep down they know Trump lost (and lost them Congress), is damaged goods, and is not as likely to win in 2024 as someone like Desantis who doesn’t have the loser stench on him. Trump will keep bitching about 2020 instead of moving on, because he’s a malignant narcissist and can’t handle it. That won’t help him. The worst thing for a shallow celebrity troll candidate to be is a bore who rehashes his own failures instead of giving the dopamine hits to the crowd. And by 2024 he will get a taste of his own medicine when it comes to transactional relationships and being dumped by the wayside when you’re no longer useful. I just hope Desantis is a garden variety American politician in terms of corruption and abusing power, and not a would be dictator. Trump voters / Republicans are clearly primed to accept a real deal authoritarian at this point, and Desantis could actually capitalize on it ways Trump couldn’t. Trump is craven enough to do anything, but also largely incompetent enough to fail at anything.
  6. Brutus Buckeye: My childhood was typical. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the word “The.” Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy – the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
  7. LMAO. That was a remarkably easy and shameless pivot from: ”It’s an inflation hedge and store of value whose worth is derived from a limited supply that the Fed can’t devalue with all of its artificial easy money machinations! And the Fed can’t keep doing that forever without the shit hitting the fan, so then you’ll wish you had Bitcoin!” to: ”Its worth is derived from how it performs well as long as the Fed prints money and juices the market with its artificial easy money machinations! And the Fed will have to keep doing that forever, so you’ll wish you had Bitcoin!” It’s like a “natural remedy” pitch where if you feel better, it’s because it’s working, and if you feel worse, it’s because it’s working by drawing out all those toxins you didn’t know you had. How do you not have a better target audience of marks than an obscure college sports board?
  8. Yeah, it’s hard to even enjoy watching someone die under some of these bleeding heart scenarios.
  9. Shouldn’t we issue the Narcan to the drug dealers? Think about it. If you’re dead, you can’t buy more drugs.
  10. Removing James Joyce and Virginia Woolf novels from the stacks so they’ll stop being sent over the edge?
  11. For the first 15 minutes I thought it was really good and really engaging, but then all of the sudden I just lost interest completely.
  12. Dear Longwood recruiting department: I admire your can-do spirit, but we really need to have a talk.
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