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Burt

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  1. Lieutenant Dan: They gave you the Congressional Medal of Honor Charlie, from the grave: [with dirt covering his lifeless body, from hearing his voice] now, that's Lt. Dan Forrest Gump: [climbs out, excitingly] Lt. Dan! Lieutenant Dan: They gave you the Congressional Medal of Honor Charlie, from the grave: yes sir, they surely did Lieutenant Dan: they gave you, an imbecile, a moron who goes on television and makes a fool out of himself in front of the whole damn country, the Congressional Medal of Honor
  2. Too soon? Some may argue not soon enough.
  3. Charlie Kirk, 31.
  4. The shit happened. Deleting a thread isn't going to change the fact a cocksucker got shot in the neck.
  5. Charlie Kirk was shot? I'm now praying for the first time in 34 years.
  6. um um um um um um
  7. Yeah, but he's also watching that someone get fucked by Elon.
  8. Want to work for National Weather Service? Be ready to explain how you agree with Trump https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/work-national-weather-service-ready-explain-agree-trump-125099344 We already have enough bootlickers in the agency. Dont need more!
  9. I'll be praying....for the person who hit him. https://apnews.com/article/rudy-giuliani-car-crash-7cef14a0e682391de2f03d0450d3393a
  10. I guess this goes here since it falls under the category of "other good stuff." https://countrytown.com/news/shooter-jennings-unearths-vault-of-unheard-waylon-tracks-for-songbird/2L9mys3Mz84/19-08-25
  11. Are they playing it in slow motion to fill more air time?
  12. Wonder to which country she'll be deported.
  13. She'll be the fifth one in the the building, blending in with the rest of the crowd. You wont even notice her.
  14. Burt aint gonna waste his time on that ass!
  15. Steve King tried to workshop this take over a decade ago. Trump perfected it.
  16. And they'll be told they're getting it all and will accept it as such. Then they can finally move on to the real criminals - Obama and Hillary.
  17. Damn, he died AGAIN??? Dude can't catch a break.
  18. Yep, and lands back on Comedy Central... Colbert Report Part II? Paramount owns Comedy Central. Not a chance in hell of that happening. In fact, it would not surprise me to see The Daily Show canceled sooner rather than later.
  19. That Theo Von asshole IS a dipshit.
  20. Burt

    Pearl Jam

    Matt Cameron is stepping away from the band.
  21. Michael Madsen (Mr Blonde) passed away today. https://www.nbclosangeles.com/entertainment/actor-michael-madsen-death-malibu/3738032/
  22. Not that you wrote this, but as a former baseball coach and a current softball coach, I have to say it - unless Parker's run counted as two, this is not possible. "With two outs, in the bottom of the 9th, the Pirates still down by a run with the winning run Parker, on third base." Parker would have been the tying run in this scenario.
  23. In your letter you said you didn't love me You said you're gonna leave me But you could've said it better Oh in your letter, you said you couldn't face me You said you could replace me But you could've said it better
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