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Burt

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  1. Well fuck, now what will I wear to Christmas at the grandparents' later today? All of my clothes and hats are grossly covered by Clinton's face. And how in the hell will I even get there? I can't drive my Clinton-wrapped truck now!
  2. Burt replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    In response to Nathan's tweet: I'm sorry, but that IS who they want him to be.
  3. In my nearly 57 yrs on this Earth, I've never once had to apologize for being white. I have, however, and on numerous occasions, had to apologize for OTHER white people for the way they act.
  4. Why is it taking 12 seconds to start the clock after a first down???? The play clock is at 28 to 30 every time!
  5. The Shaw coach is just a big an idiot. That video didn't show the entire final 35 seconds. After the penalty, Shaw lost 12 more yards on two shotgun kneel downs. Just run the fucking ball. You burn more time and you save at least 12 yards, and likely more, in field position. Too many coaches play not to lose rather than to win.
  6. Maybe we'll get lucky and it happen while cameras are on him. Ya know, just so we can watch it on a never-ending loop.
  7. Burt replied to SDG's topic in Football
    Why do some now view apologizing as a sign of weakness?
  8. We really need Molly Ivins back. And while we're at it, may as well bring back Ann Richards.
  9. Burt replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    This motherfucker has no idea the difference between a noun and a proper noun. Now I really hate him.
  10. She'll get roughly $8700/yr upon turning 62. That's 10 years from now, so it'll be slightly different by then. EDIT Although, this shows about $14k/yr. https://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/celebrity/mtg-pension-grassley/
  11. Jimmy Cliff passed away at 81. https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/nov/24/jimmy-cliff-jamaican-reggae-singer-actor-and-cultural-icon-dies-aged-81
  12. Burt replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Their inability to finish a job?
  13. Burt replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
    If a tree falls in the woods and lands on Greg Abbott, would everyone within screaming distance pretend he didn't make a sound?
  14. Burt replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    He name checks everyfuckingbody in every fucking song. That overrated piece of shit owes Waylon and Willie every dime he's ever stolen.
  15. Everyone can now get a little practice in on his grave. That way we'll be prepared when (if) this next piece of shit ever gasps his last breath.
  16. About time we had a little good news.
  17. My fucking local affiliate just switched to local news!!!!
  18. Great return. Too much time on the clock.
  19. I'll be forced to participate because I'll be on days 56 through 63 of working without pay by then.
  20. Limp Bizkit bassist Sam Rivers dead at 48 https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/oct/19/limp-bizkit-announces-death-of-bassist-sam-rivers-aged-48
  21. Well, there's a trillionaire fucking his wife. That trillionaire isn't gonna fuck her in some sub-million dollar shack while Miller watches.
  22. Burt replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Wasn't expecting to see Trump's butthole. Lol
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