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Not a cat

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  1. So my RV has an internal LP tank of a few gallons for heating and cooking. I mean I've always known that was obviously flammable, but how big of a bomb am I driving around with?
  2. How do you leave out the part that he literally made the center cry? That's the best part of the story.
  3. Is she shorter, say around 5'3"? If so, really stress the lyric about 36-24-36. This is a golden opportunity.
  4. Dude, I'm divorced and firmly committed to a remaining life of bachelorhood, and even my dumbass knows not to say something like that. Take it to the stupid things celibate husbands say thread.
  5. The moment they asked for your "salary range" alarm bells would be going off for me. I'm not sure how that's germane to your sobriety, but it is to how much they can extract from you.
  6. Kids these days will find a way to combine any 2 words into one. I need an interpreter to speak with my college age son, especially if he's spent all day at a darty. Now, get off my lawn.
  7. Is this a pickup line I should learn for the middle age divorced suburban mom dating market and if so WTF does it even mean?
  8. Otherfuckers really is the perfect term for those schools.
  9. My son goes to Iowa and knows one of the guys on the practice squad. He said Caitlyn talked some shit during those scrimmages, along the lines of asking the guy guarding her something like "how you like that, bitch?"
  10. But if a stranger camped in your cave, shit got serious.
  11. CBS putting the term "team work" on their slick opening graphics makes me ragey.
  12. I mean, I know it's so unlikely as to be impossible, but what happens if you lose the first 3 hands?
  13. Yeah, about that, California don't play around with in state tuition. For an undergrad with both parents out of state, the student has to prove they are completely independent (jobs, loans, etc) and have lived in state. There's none of this "pinky swear I promise I'm independent", you need documents. Ask me how I know this ... UCSB has dorms but there are a few that are off campus. Try to get one of the ones on campus because the off campus ones suck (according to daughter).
  14. My daughter is a senior at UCSB right now. Pretty much what everyone on here has said, great school in paradise. Only drawbacks are 1) it's expensive as hell if you're out of state and 2) there's no football team. If your daughter is like mine, she gives zero shits about either of those.
  15. Can you hammer a six inch spike through a railroad tie with your penis? Not right now.
  16. There's actually a blockbuster still open in Bend, Oregon. Though from the looks of their merchandise when I was in there a couple of weeks ago, they're making their money selling movie paraphernalia and other crap to nostalgic Gen Xers.
  17. I don't want to brag, but nailed it.
  18. Holy shit, just watched the very end of the trailer. Now that is quality humor.
  19. She did just have it stuffed, so looks pretty new.
  20. Hard to tell how I'd react as the father in that situation, but I definitely wouldn't start with "I'm not trying to judge...". I have to assume poor guy is still in shock, understandably.
  21. I'd hope some GM watches Bolden's OU touchdown and that 40 time and decides he's worth a late round pick. Hell, you know he can return punts too though I'd remind him that a fair catch is actually an option.
  22. now that is peak bitchiness. Who is more self important - sportswriters or Texas high school coaches?
  23. Makes total sense if your client is an accountant or banker. But if your client is in Hollywood where public perception directly affects his marketability, I think fighting it in the press also falls under zealous representation of a client's best interest.
  24. Your grandfather was military age in the 1890s? Are you armybrat's sock?
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