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Ballmer alleged to have paid Kawhi Leonard 28m under the table to avoid the salary cap
The bankruptcy trustee for Aspiration is going to be very interested in that payment.
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Fuck Big 12 refs
Unfortunately, both of these classes are only offered at the graduate level at tech.
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
I recall the slam dunk hire at the time was Gary Barnett. I forget what poster with inside knowledge said it at the time but the sentiment was generally "I'm stunned, I'm pissed, it's Mack Brown."
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Pros & Cons 8/30
Re the punter, I was watching him pregame just booming kicks. Finally one went off the side of his foot and I thought wow he really shanked that one. It was a perfect spiral that rolled out of bounds at the 1.
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Hire a fucking offensive play caller
And at that time, he was able to focus 100% on his sole job as offensive play caller. Not so much the case now.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
If Owens transfers and arch leaves early, we'll be looking at a QB room of a likely redshirt freshman, a true freshman and whomever we can coax out of the portal. As much as I like the potential of lacey and bell, that is not an ideal QB situation for a title run IMO.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
I'm about to hit the sports book at Columbus Hollywood casino to add my surly non 1% bet to those Texas totals. The only thing making me hesitant is your refusal to publish a mud hole post but I'm reading between the lines here.
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2025 Week 1 prediction thread- Texas @ Ohio State
Texas 27 Couchburners- 13 Arch 323 OSU fans are too shocked to be dickheads and we all make it out safely and without incident. OK, that last prediction is wishcasting.
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Week One CFB Preview: Very Real Very Fast
Texas, bama and UTSA all looking like good bets to me.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
All these Snake Plissken escape from the shoe stories remind me that we had a group of 4 dudes, all mid 30s and we were legitimately worried we were in real trouble. We grabbed a cab stopped at a red light who insisted he was heading for another fare, threw a Benji at him and told him to get us the hell out of there.
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2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
In 2005 the fashionable thing to do was to yell "steers and queers" right in your face and look around to their fellow buckeye fans for affirmation that it was the most clever thing ever. It was like they had a message board for drunken idiot buckeye fans (but I repeat myself) and they all landed on that one insult ahead of time. I'm assuming 20 years later it might be less fashionable so I'm curious what their go to insult is this time. Who am I kidding, they'll probably keep it and add "retard" to it for extra emphasis.
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Do you smoke weed? If so, Trump Admin says "no guns for you"
"an estimated 19% of Americans have used marijuana" Where the hell are they getting these numbers from? Do they mean used in the last week?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
The John Blake from a generation ago?- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I haven't felt this way preseason since 05. 08 was a pleasant surprise where I didn't realize until the OU game we were actually a contender and 09 I was cautiously optimistic preseason.- I'm An Alcoholic
I'm trying to come up with some irreverent quip that combines, or even mixes, Catalina and alcohol. Boats and hos, maybe?- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I'm at a casino in Michigan just killing time until I head to Columbus and there are an inordinate amount of dwarves running around here. Must be some convention going on. I haven't seen any of them throw a stroller though... Yet.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I highly recommend the Disney princess party- Jasmine is dressed like a stripper, or was a decade ago. All the dads seemed to gravitate to her area for pics.- OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
That is exactly the kind of shit my kid and his meathead friends would write in the venmo memo line to fuck with each other.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Sounds like our late push is making OU expend valuable cap room to secure a guy that probably wouldn't make the 2 deep for us for a couple of years. I'm fine with that- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
So he needs to get to that 248-250 range?- 2025 NFL Preseason Thread of Desperation
And Dart's alma mater didn't even retire his jersey.- OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Well, since we use headsets to call in plays now I'm thinking a 2023 is less likely.- OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
- Texas A&M Football 2025 - On the Edge of Glory(holes)
I forgot to add the interview with York where he said he was a top 1000 player out of high school, but Texas didn't want him while aggy did. York actually seemed like a decent kid, but it screamed little brother. Top 1000? - OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
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