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Not a cat

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  1. How much were you drinking if you couldn't tell the difference between Stan Thomas and Ken Hackemack?
  2. Didn't blacklab have a heart attack a couple of years back? It's all starting to make sense.
  3. Nature abhors a vacuum, women abhor a content man. I'm not exactly sure why or the evolutionary origin of it but I've seen it far too much to doubt it's true.
  4. Used to live in Parker, so this hits close to home. Don't remember any strip clubs but it was a while ago.
  5. Too much Shoresy would get old, but damn if I don't laugh my ass off every time he's on.
  6. Was watching the Sark introduction and he mentioned working on it with meetings and a sponsor. How does someone that is famous in their community go about unloading at meetings? I mean I know there's the central theme of everything is confidential but I'd imagine they'd still be hesitant to unload when everyone there knows who they are and they're a very public figure. I imagine this is something actors, politicians, athletes and coaches run up against. Do they just have smaller more exclusive groups of similarly situated folks? And yes, I realize this is a dumb question but I'm genuinely curious.
  7. If you consider the bathroom I'm using all week at my friend's ranch house as a random toilet, then yes. And it was sent there via Amazon by a fuck buddy when I told her that the only thing I hate about boy's weekend is missing my bidet, but I figured that was extraneous to the whole point.
  8. There are only 10 touches allotted for Arizona players per game. Bijan squeezed him out.
  9. I don't get all the fighting between the two camps. You fuck Ginger, you marry and raise a family with Mary Ann. Even at 13 I got that.
  10. Why should you move? He's the one who sucks.
  11. I'm beginning to suspect that jayne was only with him for his money... It will be funny to see her reaction when she realizes that the alimony she's filing for will never be paid.
  12. As someone that was once married for many years, let me translate this into wifespeak- I'm doing a chore that both of us are responsible for but I want to passive aggressively make sure you know I'm doing it so I can get credit for it.
  13. It's up there, but I still put it behind Colt vs Bama, Gideon vs tech 08, and Curry vs Georgia. Dammit, thanks for bringing up the subject.
  14. Also Daisy. Hazzard County must be in western Georgia.
  15. So your memory of watching a game in Boulder with Ricky williams is a bit hazy for some reason?
  16. I heard the same thing. That was awkward as hell in the booth
  17. For a couple of years after my alcoholic ex wife moved out I'd find empty bottles hidden in the strangest places. She was a resourceful one, when properly motivated.
  18. Those special moments when you know that you've done your job as a parent. At a meeting with my daughter's kindergarten teacher years ago, the teacher mentioned that she was a little troubled that when she brought up that her brother lives in Oklahoma, my daughter yelled out "your brother is a cheater and not a good person." You've just got to raise them right, instill good values, and then hope for the best.
  19. I like that a face scan is apparently not to match the user's visage to a database to ensure security but, as the name literally implies, to verify that the person has a face.
  20. Why not? Herman got 3 plus seasons, strong got 3. And most importantly, we didn't have an early signing day when strong was here.
  21. It's an iron law of Texas coaching- any year you have Kansas scheduled and don't beat them, you get fired.
  22. Redundant. That's the word you're looking for, not oxymoron.
  23. I'm at a friend's hunting lodge with a group of friends. I installed a luxe neo 120 in my quarters. They're curious about it, but all seem hesitant to use it. As the old saying goes, you can lead a dirty ass to water, but you can't make it wash.
  24. Herm trying to reenact the hostage scene from Blazing Saddles. Isn't anybody gonna help that poor man?
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