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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
After his first fumble the staff made him carry it around with him everywhere 24/7.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
He is a TCU commit after all, right? No better way to show a flip to UT than taking off the TCU jacket to reveal a UT shirt underneath.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Did they sign anybody today?
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Kyler Murray - The Savior or Satan of OU Football
At least Patrick Peterson's podcast audience grew larger, unlike Kyler after the 3rd grade.
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You People...written by Jonah Hill/Kenya Barris with Eddie Murphy, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Nia Long, David Duchovny, and Jonah Hill (Netflix)
- 2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
May @South Austin be forever damned for bringing the garbage plate to my attention. Yes, I know this is Surly, but even this site has boundaries. And those boundaries have been violated. Violated worse than his mother has ever experienced.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Since the December signing day started, every year you have late bloomers get their time in the sun prior to the Feb. signing day. That will only increase with the portal window in December opening up additional roster spots and position needs. Or maybe we don't think he would be eligible, but want to get to the front of the line if he does ok at a juco.- 2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
Lil Shep will win 3 titles at UT, then get drafted in the first round by the Astros. He is available in the final pick of the first round because everyone knows the only team that could keep him from playing his senior year would be the Astros. He goes straight to the majors and helps the Astros win yet another World Series, so many consecutive that everyone has lost count. Before the champagne flows in the locker room, Lil Shep finally marries his longtime girlfriend Julia Morales, who left her husband the day Lil Shep turned 18.- Best ideas for prequels
The Searchers - The life of Ethan Edwards before, during, and right after the Civil War. Saving Private Ryan - Civilian and pre-DDay life of Captain Miller, his detachment, and the Ryan brothers......with a poignant scene of Ma Ryan sending her boys to war Casablanca - Sequel - The adventures of Rick and Louis- 2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Photo proves he can recruit.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
The Texas Defense. It would be fun to mess with aggy (and their copyright) by celebrating the 50th anniversary of Dave Campbell calling our defense the Wrecking Crew. (Bottom right corner) That would be over 10 years before aggy started calling their defense the wrecking crew.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Cory Redding should have been a linebacker.- 2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
F.o.r.r.e.s.t. W.h.i.t.l.e.y That's 14 letters right there.- 2023 Longhorns Football Offseason News and Notes
Hutson being an early enrollee last year gave him a head start on the other freshmen OLmen, and Angilau getting injured in fall camp gave him the opening for a starting job. He will miss this spring due to injury, so whoever wins the competition this spring will probably be the starter in the fall. Irony is a bitch.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
And yet we beat aggy 2 out of those 3 years, finished in the Top Five 7 times from 1960 to 1970, and won 3 MNC's.- 2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I'm still surprised we haven't had any mention of Chris Gilbert as the WR coach. If he can coach WR's, let's throw our weight (and money) around and snatch him back from North Texas.- 2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Brunch = late large breakfast, skip lunch. Lupper = late large lunch, skip supper/dinner- 2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Someone who hasn't been mentioned in here as a WR coach: Chris Gilbert- 2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
Bauer should go to the Yankees so he could be reunited with his college buddy Gerrit Cole.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I'm guessing red would be bad.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
An old man named his dog Farrah because she had really big nipples.- Yellowstone
A county with a population of zero, so no jury of peers. Perfectly sound legal reasoning. He is the governor, you know.- 2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
Strawberry Filleds Forever!- RIP Coach Gustafson
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
That was Halloween of last year. Not the last 12 months. - 2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
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