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HOOK'EMHOOAH

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  1. CHIEF, You are wise beyond your years. Never bring trash into your home. Cheers. FUCK oklahoma.
  2. No. Dude, no. Why would anyone ever invite that manner of rot into their home? I've eaten trash and breathed human refuse. No. Every goddamn time. NO.
  3. Like a snake in the night, Sark better goddamn cut every brakeline in a 50 mile radius. There is no treatise. There will NEVER be one. RAILROAD EVERYTHING.
  4. The bounds of my hatred have no end. I hate that I have to share the sun in the sky with any off-whit North of the intersection of the Red River and I35. There will never be acceptance. I hate you. I will watch you burn and piss to the side. I hate you. You are the worst collective of humans that has ever existed. Not because of circumstance, you are the fucking worst by choice. So, fuck each and every goddamned one if you.
  5. I take humans other than myself and walk them through the worst imaginable ways they could die and bring them home to their families. I don't care what god anyone prays to. I'm going to save human lives. Your god and I can have a nice chat later.
  6. Every operation for every Soldier involves some manner of "field problem" I have commanded my balls to STFU, and they have complied. RR tire decided to eat a screw between home and the appointment. That was fun.
  7. You are mistaken. Changing into battle has only one leader that men an womof my ilk follow. I am not a good man. I walk through your "hell" I have no need for faith because I am the reason you believe you don't. You want to hold an idea. Fine. Your prerogative. Have your idea. I've fought and bled so you can. So have it. Happy? At exactly no point are you allowed to impose that idea upon anyone else. My blood over the United States Constitution, do not fucking test me.
  8. Be fearful of whatever you want. Go and chant what makes you feel good in halls of your choosing. A human like me has made it possible. We fear nothing. Only the dead have seen the end of war -Socrates
  9. I'm, admittedly a late addition to this game. I used to "fear" the judeo-christian 'god' Then I saw kids get taken apart. And many other atrocities. I'm an NCO, and a soldier. I follow the orders I'm given and direct my Soldiers. Not at one single point in leading any human have I ever used my position to influence the theological belief of anyone under my command.
  10. The bounds of my hatred have no end. Texas is my home. Viva lA Tejas!
  11. I have a prayer request. I am SGT Henley. Period. If we are to meet, you walk away. If you don't... I will smoke your ass forever for all of my men and women that I have lost. Do not test me, do not question me. If you are of the ilk you claim, then my men and women of Valor rest in Valhalla. As for you, you push.
  12. Ye of wife and want, Sit, and I shall spin you a tale, for thee. My balls shall rest cooly. I have fought inward and abroad. Though a in hole a tooth, I aquaint as a couth. No human has choice of birth, value or worth; Every human has the choice where they are from. Today, I've killed what I was given at birth. I am a Goddamned Texan. Fuck with me at your own peril. I drink whiskey, have no wife, and want for not.
  13. The first was a dead tooth when I was 8 and the, I'm guessing, student [read stupid] dentist (we were poor) put the lidocaine on the wrong nerves. Later, as an adult two of my wisdom teeth were impacting when I was galavanting as a contractor in Afghanistan. So I was sent to Dubai to have them removed. When they specify "conservative oral surgeon" this is the manner of conservancy they are placing the reference upon. I was given some pretty badass mouth wash, and a few days of antibiotics and anti-inflammatory meds. The mouth wash was legit.
  14. Test twice. Labs fuck up and have false positives or false negatives all the time.
  15. It's simple physics, my guy. It is easier to un load the weapon than it is to stop the bullets when they are traveling at velocity to the target.
  16. I've had teeth pulled with no anesthetic. I have herniated discs up and down my spine with spinal stenosis. I'm going to be fine. Personally, I plan on getting portraits taken wearing a cone that dogs wear after their berries are picked because I think it's a comic relief. I'm following the European standard on that particular matter.
  17. You are all a bunch of inglorious bastards and I wanted to shared my special occasion with you all. Today is my Vasectomy Day. Here is the anthem I have found best representative of such a wonderful occasion. Fuck oklahoma.
  18. The greatest thing to ever come out of oklahoma is I35 South.
  19. We did THAT with the players available. No excuses given. You tell me who is scared of who? The pre-season number one unopposed fighting nick sabans or the motherfuckers that just went toe-to-toe and kicked them in the mouth? The answer is not TEXAS. Ain't scared of shit. If you need to go change your diaper, fine. You do you. The team that walked out on the field yesterday in burnt orange kicked the shit out of Alabama.
  20. Read it loud and clear: Texas is THE force to be reckoned with. I don't need stats or stars to support that. All of college football witnessed Texas kick Alabama's ass for four quarters of football. Texas is the machine that makes college football possible. It's not ever been is or is not about Texas being "back." Dragons sleep and forever they keep. Ya done fucked up, son. A whole bunch of unworthy bitches are about to be gored by some big goddamned horns and I have no sympathy.
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