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BrazilHorn

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Everything posted by BrazilHorn

  1. Welp. Hope the P Texas got in the portal is rested and ready as he will be put to extensive use this year as Flood’s OL gets Arch killed and the O sputters.
  2. I always just shoulder check people and say "muledick".
  3. Sad thing is most americans are too fat to even step up into that top seat.
  4. They were too old for him anyway
  5. Mandel has known jack shit about college football for a long time. Just mailing in dumb takes
  6. Hah. I know. Just was never super fired up about him in 1st place let alone boomerang. Want him to do well of course so ideally he will kill it under Muschamp.
  7. For me not a fan of the rehire. Maybe WM can bring total D together but it always seemed to be an issue between Gideon’s and PK. Hope for best but he never did anything to make me sorry he left.
  8. Man that blatant facemask that wasn’t called on GA changed this entire game.
  9. This going to be a 12hr game. These teams have no idea what Mar does to games.
  10. Score baby. Drag those nuts over tech chin
  11. Hah. Fuck you Tech! Way to show up.
  12. Great end to a great day. Pavia lost, Horns crushed Michigan, OSU shitpumped by Miami. good day to be alive. Happy New Year all!
  13. After Clark ran all over UM Wisner’s agent lost some leverage
  14. Texas down 9 defensive players showing up when it counts
  15. So a ravens receiver catches ball in end-zone a couple weeks ago and dude takes three steps before ball knocked out of hands and called incomplete and this bs underwood fumble os a TD? Bullshit. Michigan winning EZ reviews today.
  16. WTF??? Shot themselves in dick. Just shit. Dropped passes, penalty, hiking ball to air. Unreal.
  17. Man I love see Vandy getting their stool pushed in. Pavia is an overrated ass clown who played two (now 3) teams with a pulse this year and got whipped all three teams. He and his whole family can fuck right off
  18. We don’t hold gun manufacturers liable when mentally ill people procure and use guns to kill people so I don’t see anything coming from these lawsuits. There is no accountability any longer at corporate level. Way too much money to shield these companies from accountability
  19. People still go to the Catholic church and join the boy scouts. Have to understand no one gives a shit about the kids. I see a rebrand and move away from MAGA similar to how “Tea Party” went away after a surge of noise. The people crawling back into their shells and hiding post the Trump days will all come back down the line.
  20. Considering how bourbon distillers/retailers etc have been fucking buyers for years on pricing/allocation etc I have little empathy for them. Also this is tied to reduced drinking in the younger generations as much as anything. Happy to blame Trump for lots of shit, I think this is a sign of over capacity being reduced in face of a market decline in spirits.
  21. Color me shocked that the team with ~120th strength of schedule is looking like asswater in a playoff game.
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