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elfenix

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Everything posted by elfenix

  1. Like no e-scooters at night?
  2. Jesse Waters is a human golden retriever who has just ripped up the couch, knocked over the bookshelf, tore up all the toilet paper, and is sitting at the door to the house with a happy dumb look on his face blaming the cat for the whole mess Big dumb earnest lying golden retriever face
  3. Algo sent me this today
  4. elfenix replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
  5. Taco Bell 50K goes here, I guess
  6. elfenix replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Button on Ted's jacket about to fly off and hit trump in the eye
  7. Daily reminder that the Guardians of Pedophilia actually hate you.
  8. Lovense.com
  9. elfenix replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Maybe secretary real world should demand his colleagues (other than whiskey pete, who seems to know what tailors are for) get news suits from somewhere other than the 3 for $99 store
  10. Apologies for the good ikea plate, but I was afraid the proper paper plate would collapse under the weight of turkey and green bean casserole stuffed potato
  11. anyone else get random tweets instead of tits mcgee in this message and each of the quotes of it until the next page? some weird shit happening with embeds. also
  12. As soon as Dreadnought slid into the water not only were all prior large gunships obsolete but it and every large gunships to follow was obsolete, they just didn't know it yet. At first they were too expensive to actually risk fighting them against one another, then they were totally obsoleted by being vulnerable to aircraft while being generally not as useful on the attack.
  13. I thought you were supposed to stop counting at midnight. Was that wrong?
  14. Putt you know what you have to do
  15. Since this looks like the regular market thread anyone want to tell me about this QQQ vote I just got spam texted about?
  16. elfenix replied to C-Man's topic in Football
    *deaf valley https://www.theadvocate.com/curious_louisiana/when-did-deaf-valley-become-death-valley/article_ed2d61e0-48d8-11ee-aa3a-9b278097a780.html
  17. Trying to pull it in. That's a fumble
  18. The bag of door dashed McDonald's left in front of a closed office an hour ago is up for grabs
  19. Always amazed at how the the ruby red suburbs of Houston are full of swingers and wife swappers
  20. The only things people should use YouTube for are cat videos, cooking videos, and learning how to set the timing on a 392.
  21. Turkey came out good, the sweet potatoes and brussels with bacon were finominole, green beans were a little off because heb was out of regular cream of mushroom so it was the low sodium house brand. Added salt but it was still kinda weirdly sweet.
  22. That's a touchback. Most punitive rule I can think of in sports
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