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elfenix

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  1. him and the cockroaches will be the only things left after the nuclear war he prompts
  2. i flew on aer lingus (IAD <-> MAD because united didn't want to pay its pilots, on a A330 like the second, not a 757 like the first) once so this hits close to home
  3. It's not a tortilla if it's not flipped by hand
  4. Fucking walks
  5. Throw strikes
  6. That is the face of someone who shouldn't be allowed within 500 feet of a school.
  7. Can we at least get outrage about branding changes focused on ones that were genuinely awful like American Airlines changing its livery? Edit: spotted this throwback at IAH a couple months ago
  8. See, e.g., jeansgate
  9. It's amazing how quickly this movie is coming true:
  10. by default embed makes the video as wide as your browser window. it's dumb. also now i know you're fullscreening like a noob.
  11. Republicans get to college, go to business school, and learn the language of selling. Democrats get to college, go to polisci school, and learn the language of wonks.
  12. So we're getting to about here I guess https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives
  13. dumbshits on xitter who have to be outraged at any change that doesn't explicitly favor white dudes.
  14. Winning > not winning
  15. Five hits in one game seems like a lot. Apparently Altuve has never had five hits in one game.
  16. Ideology caused the Nazis to reject quantum mechanics as "Jew science" because basically every physicist was Jewish except for Heisenberg. So Heisenberg's work on the bomb was done in constant fear that some higher up would find out he was delving into forbidden science (ironic) and get cancelled.
  17. Sure that wasn't the only thing
  18. Was here in Houston, going south on the north freeway. So maybe it was a constable. Opinion stands.
  19. Some douchecanoe had red and blue LED lights facing front on his truck. They were constantly on but they'd be blocked the reappear as traffic passed between us, making him look a bit like a cop. Fucking jackass. Everyone with accessory lights needs to be dragged out of their car and beaten.
  20. That is a fine plate of comestibles you have there sir
  21. In Kentucky your number is determined by the sum total of your fingers and toes.
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