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Bevo Num1

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Everything posted by Bevo Num1

  1. Has it only been 5 years? I feel like it's been longer. Didn't he touch kids' buttholes or something?
  2. Put them in a shipping container and shoot it into the sun.
  3. Someone who wanted to see that motherfucker burn.
  4. I think it's safe to say that the world was woefully underprepared for this kind of shit. It seems like the need to contain panic is greater than the need to contain the virus. Fucking crazy.
  5. The one in Kyle seemed normal yesterday. Sundays are always crazy.
  6. Shut it down. No more California transplants to Texas.
  7. I don't speak Farsi, but I'm almost positive they mistranslated potato for cotton balls.
  8. I read about this earlier this morning and my first thought was how the fuck do you ban something that is already illegal?
  9. It will be interesting to see how this virus impacts the Olympics.
  10. Maybe she's a horse that walked into a bar.
  11. This bag of dicks Cadillac commercial cracks me up.
  12. There were some flurries in downtown Austin and Westlake a little while ago. Nothing here in Buda, yet.
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