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  1. I'd like to hear Mack's speech about what a wonderful opportunity this is to play in one of the greatest bowl games.
  2. Did you write that with a straight face?
  3. You're thinking Airbus.
  4. Look at the bright side. You won't have to watch FNC all day with grandma and grandpa.
  5. I thankfully got the entire Thanksgiving week off. I can't imagine what ATC staffing will look like then. Throw in a few storms across the country, and you'll be eating your turkey roll on an airport floor.
  6. They've all become lipidologists now and will tell you cholesterol is good for you.
  7. High school girls laughed at Steven Miller and college girls covered their drinks when he passed by. Now you all must suffer.
  8. Shipley has the leg for touchbacks, so he's redundant.
  9. Guaranteed Longhorn Legend now
  10. And the Guad.
  11. Who's number 1? Who's number 1?
  12. https://www.espn.com/college-football/fpi\ I'll never understand you computer nerds.
  13. He's at his 4th school and is vested for his pension at this point. Other than that, I don't know shit about his health or abilities.
  14. Low stress. What are those people stressed about?
  15. I hope Kirby Smart's LDL, Apo B, and lipoprotein (a) are really high.
  16. So, zero concerns?
  17. Lolz. That looked good
  18. Nice makeup bitch
  19. What a cheating cunt
  20. Fuck you Kirby
  21. Un fucking real. 17-0 to 13-10 Fuck the sec
  22. Un fucking real Auburn blew their wad already
  23. Never thought I'd feel bad for Freeze
  24. What fucking blind side block by the kicking team
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