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DaysOff

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  1. It is pretty barbaric to have an open flame inside your house to cook. Do you live in some hooch in Mumbai? There's safer and more efficient ways to get instant cooking heat.
  2. Safer than an American elementary school.
  3. My folks got that one year when they went on a 2 week vacation, and counted on their 18 year old son to take care of the pool properly. Black algae is the worst. No racist.
  4. Dummy alert: I have no idea who this guy is, but will be voting for him.
  5. You can't use the Bible to prove the Bible. We. Don't. Give. A. Fuck. Stop trying to pass laws and discriminate against marginalized groups using a piece of apocalyptic literature as a source.
  6. They added a couple of fakes to the wall when they joined the SEC. Apparently it's an SEC tradition. We should add 77, 81, 83 among others.
  7. 'Rodent in galley' is in the Boeing Fault Reporting Manual. I guess mice hitch a ride on the galley carts from the catering trucks.
  8. Schadenfreude is my favorite German word.
  9. Why do you like him? Because he gets on base.
  10. My great great great grandmother was the seamstress for the queen of Sweden and lived in the palace. Kind of makes me Swedish royalty. Kind of.
  11. Jesus Christ, people. You're not getting in another country without a passport, and even if you had one, Canada rejects you if you've ever had a DWI. Eliminates half this site.
  12. The saltwater is the same saltiness of your eyeballs, about one tenth of the sea. That guy was full of shit. A salt pool is a chlorine pool. The cell rips the NaCl molecules apart to use the Cl as a sanitizer. Chlorine is what tears up furniture.
  13. Division title? This team isn't making the playoffs. Find something else to do this summer. Road trip with the sex tent.
  14. Why not practice football on the fucking football field. It's not real grass anyway. Put a gigantic indoor facility on this footprint instead.
  15. The margin last time was 43,000 in 3 key states, not 7 or 8 million. Don't get cocky yet, people.
  16. You can't count spring games. This isn't Texags, Looch.
  17. Have you been to the airport lately? It's white people.
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