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BrickHorn

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  1. I am dying laughing at those morons for their choice of song.
  2. Lol. Have you been asleep the past 10 years? Optimism is always unwarranted. These dumb fuckers will accuse us of “shedding vaccine virus” and get this shit banned.
  3. What’s the best advice for dealing with LEO / ICE if they approach and start asking questions? Is it better to say “I’m a US citizen,” give your name, and show a paper copy of a passport? At what point should you clam up and demand a lawyer?
  4. How fucked up is your worldview when the criterion you apply to evaluate a public service is “Does it turn a profit?”
  5. I have heard of people carrying photos of immigration papers on their phones, with the intent that they’ll show them to LE if they get stopped. I’m not a criminal lawyer, but that seems like a bad idea. IIRC, LE can’t force you to provide your password for your phone. But I worry that handing it over to a cop unlocked could be construed as consent to search. So it seems to me that carrying a paper copy is the safer option. Any crim lawyers on here that can provide insight?
  6. Good luck with that. But I have wondered what percentage of stock in certain companies is owned by Dems and what a massive synchronized dump would do to oligarchs’ respective net worths.
  7. We are lucky. Any dumb motherfuckers that end up on Mars thinking it’s some sort of viable alternative to Earth are in for a rude awakening. It’s basically a rocky, dusty Antarctica with effectively no water or air, absolutely no life (so… nothing to eat or to use to make shelters or medicine), and zero protection from ionizing cosmic radiation. It’s basically the Moon but further away (and thus with depressingly low sunlight levels). The maximum life expectancy for Mars colonists would be the duration of whatever food and water they were able to bring. Odds are they’ll die much sooner than that. Procreation and propagation of our species there is simply out of the question. Mars is a dead-end for humanity. The severity of calamity necessary to make living on Mars more palatable than Earth is essentially world-ending. Like a collision with another planet or being swallowed by an expanding Sun. It’s not even a remotely better option compared to massive global warming, nuclear war, or even an extinction level asteroid strike. So of course the moron techbros running the world now think it’s a good idea.
  8. United really sucks this season. I love it.
  9. I love the energy Darwin brings.
  10. Hahahaha. That was a badass goal. Cheeky.
  11. Trent has been a near disaster today.
  12. They’re creating a lot of chances on the left wing.
  13. Another sloppy game for him on D.
  14. Second best Duran to ever come out of Birmingham, imo.
  15. “Unforeseen consequences” = “I am embarrassingly stupid and self-centered and, because I have zero historical knowledge, analytical skills, or empathy, I assumed fascist assholes would only be mean to other people besides me.”
  16. I’m 99% sure this is a euphemism. I just can’t tell what the hell it’s about.
  17. Not to burst your bubble but, if you’re truly moving to Central Illinois, you will be in deep red territory and likely a 2-3 hour drive from sanity. Illinois votes blue only because Chicago votes blue. The rest of the state strongly resents Chicago’s politics and always has.
  18. Unlike the morons, we will exercise caution when we start reading reports from medical professionals in the field about an influx of patients struggling to fight the flu or hear rumblings about people in our social circle getting hospitalized with a nasty viral infection. We won’t dismiss this information offhand as woke propaganda, and might mask up in public and avoid large crowds. We certainly won’t attend Flu Parties where large groups of idiots gather and breathe all over each other to prove the flu is a myth. And we won’t OD on horse paste or bleach shots or silver toothpaste or whatever is the next MAGA miracle cure that isn’t necessary anyway because the flu is a lie spread by globalists to expose us to 5G mind control devices embedded in hand sanitizer.
  19. This young CB for City is cratering. Wow.
  20. Of course our resident dipshit Covid conspiracy theorist is jazzed about this. Pay attention, kids. Ana is your brain on a steady diet of late night History Channel and Russian state media.
  21. Of course he didn’t. These idiots rewrite his platform in their heads to suit their own personal agenda. They convince themselves that he’s just joking about all the stuff he says that they don’t like, and that he only means the stuff that they agree with. The problem with our politics is that too many voters live in a solipsistic fantasyland. They pay no attention to objective reality and make decisions based solely on the warped physics of their self-absorbed delusion.
  22. I’m at the point where I’m openly addressing MAGA family members as “idiots,” “morons,” and/or “assholes.” Fuck their feelings. They deserve to hear the truth about themselves.
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