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BrickHorn

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  1. Is becoming a massive piece of shit a typical side effect of a stroke?
  2. 21st century? Equating war with peace dates back to 1984, at least.
  3. They discovered him last night in Van Nuys, lodged against an abutment.
  4. “Can’t outrun your fork.”
  5. And to troph’s point: my doctor put my ass on a diet several years ago, making clear what kind of damage I was doing to my health with shitty eating and too much alcohol. Been healthier and happier since then. But the key is: this lifestyle advice came from a member of the medical establishment. And in particular, one who has consistently advised against taking statins and instead encouraged healthy eating and exercise. tl;dr: sounds like @troph needs a better doctor and a copy of the Food Pyramid.
  6. “I went to the ER for a stab wound and all they did was patch me up and give me some antibiotics. Maybe the pharmaceutical industry should focus on warning us about the dangers of back alley Filipino knife fighting instead of spending all their time making medicines that help alleviate the consequences of my own bad decisions.”
  7. Holy shit if true. Boston population is only a few hundred thousand (although the Boston area is obviously much larger).
  8. This penis party’s got to go!
  9. Our fuckin troubles are over, Dude.
  10. The In-N-Out is on Camrose.
  11. My parents are marching in their small, conservative Midwestern town this morning. A couple thousand protesters showed up. From the photos they sent, it looks like almost entirely middle aged and elderly white people.
  12. Why don’t you post this stupid shit on the CR?
  13. “Trump Pees His Pants” or “If Something Named ICE Is Gonna Handcuff Me And Throw Me To the Ground, It Better Be Ice Spice. Seriously, Girl. I’d Be Down For That. HMU.”
  14. Aloha! You’ve graduated from The Ledge of Political Nihilism to The Lanai of Misanthropy. Grab a Mai Tai and enjoy watching the virus that is homo sapiens self-immolate because we’re too fucking stupid and selfish to persist.
  15. This country’s priorities are so fucked up. The far right figured out how to unleash rampant selfishness and it’s rotting our country to the core. White blue collar slobs buy into the notion that they’re a higher class of slob. They get robbed blind by the exploitative class, yet direct their vitriol at other workers because it makes them feel superior. All the while, their own votes are weaving the ubercapitalist rope that will hang them. Useful idiots.
  16. Don’t worry. Benjamin Bratt will fill in for him next season.
  17. I look at it differently. Facebook is a technological marvel. It allows you to quickly identify the assholes in your orbit, and provides a forum in which to semi-publicly shame them before telling them to fuck off. I take full advantage.
  18. *Business owner pays worker a fraction of the value worker creates, then pockets the rest for himself* MAGA: “That worker is a thief!”
  19. And another thing: I’m not calling you stupid. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I called you stupid.
  20. My Idiot Uncles (cir. 2023): “I’m rooting for the Big One so those fruits and nuts in California fall into the Pacific.” My Same Idiot Uncles (cir. last weekend): “WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE THE HELPLESS CALIFORNIANS BEING TERRORIZED BY WOKE ILLEGALS!!!”
  21. You’re going to need to be more specific.
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