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'stache

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  1. Nah man, real boob, girl my age, felt like bags of sand.
  2. Their independence came off of several years in the MWC and the norm for G5 was 2 for 1 deals. Those games were probably scheduled while BYU was still in the MWC. Either way that’s likely why it was 2 for 1. Odd that the first two were in South Bend instead of 1-1-1, just asking for shenanigans.
  3. I saw something like that but I think it was a joke. The site I read was by the Kansas Speedway in the far west exurbs of KC.
  4. Haha I haven’t been paying attention. I knew Indy signed Old Man Rivers but didn’t know he played last week and will start tonight. That’s fucking nuts lol. I genuinely hope he doesn’t get hurt.
  5. I had serious self-esteem issues as a teenager and even I managed to touch boob at 15 or 16. Goddamn what the fuck is happening?
  6. Who are you speaking at with this take? Cowboys fans don't give a single shit about regular season stats and as far as I can recall only Emmitt ever won league MVP. Jerry wins revenue and valuation every year which is another thing we don't give a shit about. We all fucking hate Jerry Jones. We all know he's not a serious owner or GM. I would trade him for Hunt or literally any other owner in the league.
  7. Hopefully the Royals move downtown. I’ve come to accept nfl stadiums in the ‘burbs but baseball should be downtown.
  8. Stop being poor and buy a suite.
  9. Then say that instead of "we won't play because the committee might "punish" us if we lose." BYU was literally just told that one loss is too many and yet agreed to play ND. It's just a really pathetic statement. Or just say nothing at all. "We could not make it work and will reconsider in the future." Anything but "we're afraid to lose."
  10. So they made the decision because they expect to lose. That's pretty fucking sad.
  11. Uh oh, better opt out of the conference season, how dare anyone beat the mighty irish.
  12. I know the real image was one orange and one green but can someone fill me in about why he had them hanging out there in the first place?
  13. Haha no but I support it.
  14. Was this really taken Dec 3? It’s confirmed he was at the Paul fight on Friday, right? What pray tell could have happened that was “out of his control” after that fight and before Saturday morning that left him feeling 3/10? Did he get diagnosed with cancer at 1:00 am? It’s like calling in the morning after the Christmas party with a “stomach bug” when everyone saw you drinking your ass off. The gall to call it a “false narrative.” He’s done now, right? His extended 15 minutes is over? Why would anyone call him for anything anymore? Maybe card signing when he needs coke money. Pavia’s the new douche anyway.
  15. Don’t worry yall, Stephen said they’re gonna hold themselves accountable. I’m sure they’ll have performance reviews of themselves and decide they did a good job just need to replace a few staff members, and won’t consult the head coach, because he’s just a figure head anyway, which is why a real coach will never take the HC job. God I hate that this team grabbed me as a kid. I’d be so much happier as a sports fan if I could have supported any other franchise.
  16. I think 24 makes some sense, it’s basically a 16 team playoff with the bottom 8 being decided by play in round. It also solves the G6 issue because they won’t be so out of place seeded in the 20s. Also solves opt outs since the games will mean something as opposed to bowl games. The bowl games would be cut in half though if they survive at all. The home atmospheres at ou and aggy seemed far better though than poorly attended bowls in Birmingham and Shreveport and the like.
  17. Oh aggy your poor sad pathetic sons of bitches
  18. They’re gonna come out passing or trick plays because they are fucking morons.
  19. JMU and Tulane could beat either of these chodes.
  20. I watched lots of OKST football this year and this is by far the worst game I’ve seen. I’m switching to something else.
  21. I mean why not, Miami ain’t gonna do shit with field position.
  22. This is the worse game I’ve ever seen. Fuck them both.
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