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CurlyDumps

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  1. Heard some wild WR stats from week 17. Only 19 TDs total by WR's, Chase was the only WR to score multiple, and no WR reached 20 standard points. It was a really low scoring WR week.
  2. And of course for my first championship ever I had to sweat it the fuck out. Got home from a movie hoping for the drama to be over, only to see 3 for 29 in the 3rd qtr. I assumed Puka got hurt. Had to grit my teeth through three bullshit 4th qtr touchdowns from Harvey, Hampton, and Flowers. Watching my lucky fucking opponent get Mcaffrey workloads from both rookies bc of injuries and shit. Thankfully a dud from Tet and a TDless day from JSN helped me catch up. Finally got a 4th qtr TD of my own. Big ups to Breece Hall. Swapping Hall for Carter 15 min before kickoff and my opponent benching JCM was the difference. I held onto Taylor/Cook/Judkins/Hall all year for depth and it paid off.
  3. Congrats winners! See you next fall!
  4. All I needed was 18 points from James Cook and Puka in half ppr and I am going to lose. Fuck this piece of shit game and everyone who has ever won.
  5. That fucked me too. I was facing Harvey and Kelce. That fucking retard set off a 10 point chain of events.
  6. I'm deleting my league. Fucking retard Herbert misses the easiest throw of his life to McConkey and then the Texans, who shut down everything all night, just fucking quit on a play and let Hampton walk in. 12 point swing. Have I mentioned how gaytarded this bullshit is?
  7. Some of yall are stuck in 1995 in your Emmett Smith jerseys wringing your hands over this. Oh no! Not a RB. How ever will we replace his average production. A million bucks can buy two Wisners. I could get you a Wisner by 3pm.
  8. Championship week decisions... Nix is on waivers but I think I'll stick with Brissett. If KC can't move the ball, Payton has no problem winning a low scoring game. WR2: Ladd vs. HOU or Pierce vs. JAX Flex: Pierce/Ladd, Carter @CIN, or Breece vs. NE
  9. CurlyDumps replied to Zeus's topic in Video Games
    I picked it up on sale at the Epic store. Really digging it so far but didnt get to play much before leaving for the holidays.
  10. Depends on what you need but Hill is the guy I'd rather keep away from my opponent. I'm in the finals and my opponent has Kelce so I'm tryna get Hill. Taysom as a flex is intriguing if Kamara remains out. I loat Judkins and my other options are Breece and Carter.
  11. I had Taylor and a 42 point lead vs. Purdy and this pathetic defense still made me sweat a little. I get home from dinner, Taylor has done nothing, and Purdy has 4 fucking TDs with 11 minutes left in the 3rd qtr.
  12. Wowww wee. I always knew we were right about Shaka. But not this right.
  13. Defensive head coaches lol
  14. defensive head coaches lol
  15. "Toked up?" Did I hear that right?
  16. Kirby can't get it up for Bama anymore.
  17. Yeah. Middle aged housewives are also really into Wim Wenders and German New Wave.
  18. Looking forward to the Deboer vs. Muschamp matchup in the Citrus Bowl.
  19. Nacua when na-cuclear for me, but Parkinson's dud is sticking in my craw. Which is funny because if Nacua scored 23 and Parkinson scored 20, I'd have been ecstatic. I finally decided to get away from Kincaid. I looked at Parkinson, Waller, Loveland, and Fannin, and after all that hand wringing, I started a TE that will be worse than Kincaid this week.
  20. I love this. Feels like an upgrade to me. Enough talk about being aggressive. Sark must have gotten sick of it saying it and not seeing it. No more chickenshit soft coverages on third down. We need some fiery rabid energy on the sideline.
  21. It was about damn time, after 3 seasons of being a whimpering emo beta.
  22. Sherrone Moore out here sending angry, unhinged DMs to OnlyFans models minutes after being released from jail. But the subordinate is still an insidious harpy whore and it's probably mostly all her fault.
  23. Having my best season ever, most points scored, and I am so fortunate I got a bye which wasn't locked up until week 14 because this game is retarded. Matchups are laughable this week. Cook & Kincaid @ NE, Taylor @ SEA, Herbert @ KC or Brissett @ HOU, Ladd @ NE, Hall @ JAX, Judkins @CHI. I have two good matchups - Puka vs DET and the Seattle DST. Fucking ridiculous how many bad road matchups I have. Still feels like my team of Colts, Chargers, Browns, and a Jet is going to continue collapsing next week anyway.
  24. One of my first thoughts was I bet his players call him Coach Juke. If not, it's just more evidence we're in the wrong timeline.
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