Everything posted by CurlyDumps
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Nah, don't get too hyperbolic. The 4 false starts and fucking retarded holds on returns were all varying degrees of back breaking. The awful punting. Can't sleep on how badly we lost on ST. That was a big factor in the outcome.
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Prediction thread Week 8, 2024: Texas @ Vandy
Vandy 48 Texas 24 Passing yards: 219
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.20 - 11:30am LHN
Yeah the app and site are pretty terrible. You can watch it live, but I guess there's a period after it ends when nobody can watch it until it gets added to On Demand. Should pop up as Game Preview Press Conference at some point.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 10.20 - 11:30am LHN
The app that started here is definitely not changing the world.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
It was definitely an advantage that Georgia got to spend two weeks treating us like their Superbowl while giving up 31 to a trash MSU team, while we had to prep for the more important OU game. Maybe Kirby should allocate some of that rabid, desperate anger for the team that owns his button dick every year. Gonna be funny when they lose to Fla next week.
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Kirby Smart is a giant gaping vagina
And a staff member was literally killed on his watch.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
FWIW last week one of the media guys (Gerry H?) mentioned that Carson Beck had that same injury and Georgia fans said Beck missed time and still didn't look right for several games upon returning. It's very possible he's not letting on how limited he is.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
7 plays, 26 yards, punt 3 plays, 1 yard, punt 4 plays, 8 yards, fumble 3 plays, -7 yards, punt 3 plays, 5 yards, INT 3 plays, -4 yards, punt When it's THAT fucking bad, timing, optics, perception, whatever is all out the window. Sark HAD to try Arch. Hell at least Arch gained some field position and first downs by scrambling and drawing a penalty. He arguably somewhat stopped the bleeding. If Ewers played the entire first half it could have been 30-0. If Arch would have shown something, Ewers probably never comes back. You're criticizing with the benefit of hindsight. The bullets were flying and Sark had to make a tough call. I very much doubt he concocted the temporary benching plan in the moment. He was trying to win a football game. Ewers said he didn't know he'd be coming back into the game until halftime.
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2024 fuck fantasy football
So sick and fucking tired of any QB I touch doing fucking nothing when I start them. I get two Ewers performances this weekend.
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Game Week 2024, Week 8, Texas @ Vandy
Free money. Bet on the best QB on the field.
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SEC assesses Texas penalties for bottle-throwing
Isn't this just another week in the SEC? What was the fine for pelting Lane Kiffin with batteries?
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2024 fuck fantasy football
I started Christian Watson over Javonte Williams. Love that yahoo news blurb: "Dontavion Wicks out this week!" One hour later he's scoring a touchdown.
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2024 fuck fantasy football
This derpy fucking goober puts up 3 TDs on my bench and 3 points when I start him.
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Kirby Smart is a giant gaping vagina
This information would have been far more useful to me thirty years ago. M. Bison had me in tears, man. Cheap fuck.
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Steven segals best talent?
No Law Enforcment choice? Rigged.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
It strikes me as quite accurate. Sark was able to spin the situation with hindsight bias. But Quinn could have lost his job last night if Arch came in and played well. This isn't 2022. Sark isn't going to sacrifice wins for QB development. We can all stop insisting Sark won't bench Ewers, because he did it, and next time it could be permanent.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
When Ewers Bortleses or Gabberts his way out of the NFL in 5 years we'll look back in amazement at how well Sark schemed for him.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yeah. Could also say he looked like a 15 year old virgin trying to find the hole for the first time.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Pretty much. It was the most pathetic moment of Quinn's night. He got sacked by a guy on the fucking ground.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You're just wrong. Go listen or watch Paul Wadlington on the IT postgame show. Half the sacks were Quinn self sacks. The Oline was not as bad as half our fans are claiming they were.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Beck evaded pressure, made a few good downfield throws, and ran/scrambled a few times. Ewers was so fucking bad he absolutely got outplayed by Beck who had 175 yards on 41 attempts and 3 INTs. Did Ewers even one time step up or roll out and make a play? Every single time pressure got near him, play was over.
- Texas vs Georgia - 6:30pm on ABC
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Who do we fire?
Vandy will have the best QB on the field next week.
- Texas vs Georgia - 6:30pm on ABC
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You don't get perfect blocking on every play. That's why moving in the pocket is a thing. Quinn is fucking worthless at that.