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Viewing Topic: Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - All In On the Moonshot
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- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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It: Welcome to Derry (HBO)
Anyone else laugh out loud at the Saving Private Ryan "earn this" moment?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If a 9-3 Texas misses the playoff, Wulaw's name should be changed to Ima Dipshit for a week.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
That situation was all about not trusting our defense. He let the clock run on that Arky 3rd down and I don't blame him. If we call a TO, Arky gets one too and maybe they convert that 3rd down and go on to score instead of us. Sark took two shots, and when we didnt get them there was not enough time to drive for a TD. That lack of aggression was on our trash secondary. We have seen Sark call TO's on defense and be aggressive in this same situation before, when our D wasn't getting shredded.
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Bill Belichick Rides Again: Hired at North Carolina to build NIL NFL Factory
Imagine if in 2013 during the BYU game, I told you Manny Diaz would be 1-0 againt Bill Belichik as a head coach.
- Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Btw I call bullshit. You would bounce the line out his bedroom door nightclub style in exchange for a title.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
whichever is the less cuck move..help me out here
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Are there new rumors or are ya'll still rehashing the same dumb bullshit?
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Tired of shit RB matchups. I swear every week one of my RBs is playing the Pats or the Texans or the Chiefs. This week it's KC and the fucking Texans.
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Point and laugh at Shaka Smart
"practice resulting" lmfao. I want to adopt that into everyday usage as well. Shaka needs his own reality show. It would make an amazing workplace comedy. Ricky Gervais and Mike Schur are jealous they didn't think of "practice resulting" first.
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Point and laugh at Shaka Smart
Delightful reading tonight boys. With a happy ending! Thanks for keeping me abreast 😂😂😂
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Disagree about the expecations being absurd. Too high, maybe. But not absurd. We have one of the most expensive rosters in the sport. It's year five. Sark and the staff got an extra year of runway to plan for the Arch transition and his 2-year window. They botched the portal, botched staff hirings, and egregiously mismanaged the roster. We have millions in NIL underachieving or not playing at all. And I'm sure internal expectations were about the same. Sark and co were not telling the Mannings that Arch's third year in the program was gonna be a rebuilding year. They did not plan to have one of the worst lines in the country and both the worst and most expensive RB room in the SEC.
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Texas vs Rider- 8pm SECN
Beat me to it. Jerk.
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It: Welcome to Derry (HBO)
Saw Skarsgard's name in the credits as a producer so I figure he'll get some run at some point. Seems like they threw a bag at him for at least a cameo. Maybe they're letting anticipation build. Agree the show has remained kinda mid. With it being a prequel not based on King source material my expectations were on the low side. The backstory with the Native Americans was interesting as it touched more on It's origins. I wonder if King had input because I don't remember it being in the book.
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It: Welcome to Derry (HBO)
Stunned it was her. She looks 45.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Geezus. Desmond Howard is fucking her, too?
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Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
Asserting that the odds were overwhelmingly in our favor on those calls is nonsense. Also, the odds were overwhelming that Sark's soft, limp dick, undisciplined, unclutch, untalented offense wasn't gonna do dick if the gambles didnt pay off.
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Texas Coaches Carousel
What about this Brandon Harris cat? We sure a 30-year-old Tom Herman hire should have the extremely important GM job? In the current portal era is this the 2nd most important position on staff? Was he one of the Sarkyphants last offseason telling Steve, "we're all set at RB and OL, chief!"
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Teams have a GM now who is in charge of all that. Brandon Harris is our GM. A 30-year-old with no experience outside of our building. He started here in 2019. If he had a major say in the personnel this year, idk, seems like he might fucking suck at GM'ing.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 12)
Here comes Nahlin's damage control after head hope trafficker passed out the Kool Aid all week and predicted a Texas victory.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
And some of you dipshits think we're beating aggy. Sark and his putrid offense won't put up more than 14.
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2025 Week 13: Arkansas @ Texas.
Kentucky was bad against the run, too. Against every team but one.
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[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
This fucking loser gets paid a million bucks a year to think about Special Teams every week. Hard to put into words how galactically pathetic it is to get punked on that fake punt, and then punked fucking AGAIN in a rematch.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Wondering what reasons there are for Arch to stick around next year. Every single player Sark and Flood have put on the field has been a non factor or a disspointment. Except Moore and Mosely, I guess. If I am Arch, why am I excited for this team next season?