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Ben Tobin

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  1. Holy shit this! They must use every $5 they get to hire more people to send texts asking for $5.
  2. Shit, that’s terrible. Did your parents let people around you know? I’m sure I would have been around folks allergic and no one said anything
  3. Were kids in the 70s frequently sick or dying from unknown reasons that we just didn’t talk about? In twelve years with hundreds of kids, I can’t recall even a single mention of nut allergies. No warnings at school, no BOLOs at Halloween, not a peep. What the fuck happened?
  4. Is that the thing where a bunch of dudes go in the woods and yell?
  5. Speaking strictly for myself, bring it. Sick of this shit.
  6. Because of the metric system?
  7. “It would have been my preference to discuss my concerns with you in person,” Plowman said to Baker in the email. “Your recent testimony before Congress indicated you wanted to meet with as many member institutions and student-athletes as possible to discuss issues associated with college sports. “I am sharing my perspective in writing since my December request for you to meet with me and our athletics director, Danny White, was denied.” Now go get your shine box
  8. Seriously. They probably never tumped over nothing neither
  9. I'm talkin about sex, boy
  10. They should strap the little guy to Jordan’s back like MasterBlaster Who. Run. Washing. Ton? McHenJim run Washington! I’d vote for that
  11. Kudos to McCown. I think he hit eleven or twelve straight at one point. VOLS D is suspect but that UTSA running back ran hard as hell
  12. Ben Tobin

    tOSU at ND

    It means the whole world hates Ohio
  13. Example eleventy billion that we become what we hate
  14. Holy shit this. They all crow about muh civil war but they really just want to watch it on tv and post on FB about it
  15. Y’all still talking about that tick from the video? That goober from Macon may not have known but any and everybody from Middle TN that worked on that video knew. That courthouse is like 40 minutes from Pulaski, for fuck’s sake
  16. What about a couple of Hueys full of Playboy centerfolds?
  17. I know his family moved there for his dad’s job but not sure his ages while there. Probably junior and high school at least
  18. Same with The Appalachian area, though he did spend time as a kid there
  19. Read Child of God first followed closely by The Orchard Keeper. Finished Suttree while still in Knoxville walking the same streets. Nothing more to be said about Blood Meridian, a masterpiece in my opinion. Everything else is good. Really enjoy his style. He nailed the East Tennessee dialect so well that it was hard not to read everything in that ‘voice’. RIP
  20. I have shitty friends and that last abomination that has the Werewolves of London lead in was the Lake Travis Anthem during the MAGA lake parade era. Closest two dozen times I came to murder/suicide
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