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  1. If you are too short, or too fat, or your windows don't roll down, GTFO of the drive-thru. I can't stand seeing stupid fucks trying to calculate how far they need to pull forward but still being able to stretch their arm back and reach the window. Go park your car and waddle inside.
  2. I thought this part might have been the part of the whole film. I told my buddy that it sucks to think that no one would ever speak about me in this way.
  3. Sandman

    London

    Knightsbridge or South Kensington. Or just go up and down Oxford street and Regent street.
  4. 25 years ago, I moved and found a new dentist near my house. I have a very small chip on one of my front teeth, I don't even know how I got it. But the guy would mention it every fucking time I saw him. "Say, you wanna get that chip fixed? We can take care of it!!". After 2-3 visits with this guy, I ditched his ass. Just clean my teeth, FFS. Not one of the dentists I've seen since then have mentioned the chip.
  5. Cig ain't going anywhere. He already makes 9MM+ and his buyout is 56MM+. The university has a shit-ton of money, fucking Mark Cuban just donated money to athletics for the first time ever. He's coached 19 games and he's already a legend. Plus he's already 64. He owns Bloomington.
  6. My wife makes fun of me because I tell Siri "Thanks" after I have it set a timer or something. I told her when the machine takeover eventually happens, Siri will remember my kind heart and pleasant attitude.
  7. Man, the only thing this story was missing was "That's a lot of ice cream, Flip-Flop!". 10/10, would read again.
  8. Sandman

    London

    We either eat at pubs or at Pret. We're usually just trying to eat quick before we head out to do something. Always somewhere cool to explore.
  9. I got a call from scammers. I guess they had spoofed the number from my CU, the same number I've been calling for 35+ years, I know it by heart. They had an indian accent, but don't 90% of these call center people these days? They tried texting me codes and shit but they wouldn't go through. I got suspicious and hung up. Called my CU, got the usual Okie accented chick and was informed that I had been duped. At least they hadn't been able to access my account. What ruined it for them was that their accent was so fucking thick, I could hardly make out what he was saying. If they had used an AI voice thing, I def could've been fucked.
  10. Well, my daughter has offically moved away. She and her son were staying with us for the last week to wrap up things here before joining her husband. I still think it's a poor decision and we aren't being told the whole story, but I'm trying not to dwell on the negative. I miss having my grandson around. I was in the guest bathroom and saw his baby wash/shampoo and got sad. They're supposed to be back in a few weeks for my birthday, so I have that to look forward to. And my other daughter and granddaughter are still just across town, not even 10 minutes away. The sun will rise tomorrow. (And it'll be right in my damn eyes, as I drive due east to work)
  11. The standard work day should end at 3:00 pm. Nobody gives a shit after 3. Only morons who can't get their shit together and are always late (i.e. women), try and do shit right before 5. Just sit on it till tomorrow, please. Obviously this doesn't apply to the usual suspects of police, fire, hospital, etc. Just us office fucks.
  12. I tried to buy an Ioniq 5 twice, from 2 different dealerships. One pulled a bait and switch on the price "Oh that online price (that doesn't mention leasing at all) is only for leasing the car". The other lowballed the shit out of my trade, buy the tune of $6000. When I showed their sales mgr my carmax offer, he told me they couldn't match it, as carmax has "no overhead", and said I should sell it to carmax and return to buy his car. I told him sure, and that he should definitely hold his breath as he awaits my return. I wound up getting a Model Y back in June and I really like it. Not buying gas is just awesome.
  13. It kind of sounds like you're bragging that your wife doesn't treat you like a fucking weatherman. "Do I need a coat today? What's the weather supposed to be today? Is it supposed to rain today?". I've told her 1000 times that she has a weather app on her phone, which is apparently glued to her fucking hand, but my words go unnoticed.
  14. I like Twinkies, I take 2 of them in my lunch every day (but I don't eat them when I'm at home). I buy them in the box of 10, so there's always enough for a week's worth of lunches. I went to make my lunch the other day and there was only one left in the box. Turns out my sister-in-law (hot, no pics) took one while she was at our house over the weekend. Incredibly trivial, but I was pissed that I only had one for my lunch. I didn't even take it; I gave it to my grandson instead.
  15. When I'm in the office and I decide to either listen to a podcast or watch a youtube video as I'm working, it never fails. I either get a phone call or have to leave my desk right after I hit the play button. It's like these fuckers can see me.
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