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  1. Sandman

    Getting old sucks

    Funny you should mention this. I was too "in the moment" to think about shit like that, but when he came back into the room after I was in position, he made sure to identify himself, "Hey, It's Dr Ass Invader, getting ready to probe". He also gave me a heads up that he was wiping off the gel. I still felt all weird afterwards but at least he was by the book (as far as I know, I guess).
  2. No one singing a maroon 5 song is cool.
  3. Sandman

    Getting old sucks

    Had a colonoscopy last week, my doc said he took out a couple of polyps but there was one that he couldn't get and that I needed to see a surgeon. So I went to the surgeon and he said these terrible words: "I'd like to take a look at your anus". And boy, did he look. He claimed the probe thing was short but I disagree. It didn't hurt but it was very uncomfortable and I kept feeling like I was about to just unleash a huge turd on this guy. Luckily, we all escaped unharmed.
  4. It's a bath towel for big fuckers like myself. I only have bath sheets in my house, fuck tiny towels.
  5. About 20 years ago, I was listening to some morning radio dorks and they were talking about the towel/sheets/pajamas rotation. The woman of the group said that not only did she use a fresh towel every day, she also wore clean PJs every day AND CHANGED HER SHEETS EVERY FUCKING DAY. She claimed that she just felt gross, sleeping on dirty sheets. The two dudes called her a nutjob, in a kind way. Shocking news, she was unmarried.
  6. Nothing personal against Craig but I thought it was bullshit when they let him compete in the 3 point shootout in 1993, when he wasn't even in the league.
  7. Thunder went 42-8 without Chet this year. I think that's pretty good.
  8. Just saw the Fantastic Four trailer and it looks awful.
  9. I want this shit for my roof. Fuck hail storms.
  10. I'm going electric soon, just trying to decide which one. My options are limited due to my height/size, most have no headroom. The Mach-E is too narrow, the Ioniq 6 just sucks. I like the Ioniq 5 ok, but the Model Y just seems nicer inside. I'm really just trying to decide on getting a new Y or a used one. Either way, I have to travel out of state. Tesla can't deliver in Oklahoma and there aren't any used ones worth a shit around here (IMO). So I either buy a new one and drive to Kansas City to get it, or drive to Plano and get a nice used one. I'll admit, neither option is very enticing.
  11. I don't think he'd agree to that but more importantly, I don't think he's far enough along for it. I do think he has a good chance of dying if he has another heart attack but who know if or when that will happen? As to the CHF, how long would that take to do him in? I have no idea. His brother had a ton of heart issues and was sent to hospice. But he lived long enough to where the facility rep went to him and said he was going to be kicked out, they needed room for people who were going to die soon. He passed the next day.
  12. My dad was at skilled nursing for a few days, then had some AFIB and was taken back to the hospital. They put him in some vest thing that is supposed to shock his heart if needed, it has a little box you have to fuck with the keep from getting shocked. They said he needs to wear it for 3 months. Well, he's back at home and has now taken it off, said it was crushing his chest. He refuses to go back to skilled nursing "They tried to kill me! Their cable tv package sucks!". He's mad that the home health RN won't give him a shower. He won't eat much but he needs to get some protein. He's currently in the middle of congestive heart failure to boot. Oh, and he told my sister that he won't be going back to the hospital. I guess he just wants to fade out, I dunno. At this point, I'm so frustrated that all I can do is laugh.
  13. I see Pontiac Grand Prix pretty regularly, they made them till 2008. 2 Chevys I never see anymore are the Corsica and the Beretta. I wanted a Beretta so bad when I was 16.
  14. I see them more than my first car, a Ford Tempo. Those fuckers have been erased like when Disney+ gets rid of one of their shows. Never to be seen again.
  15. I've seen newly hired supervisors do that shit before and it never ends well for them. "I gave you a lower score because if you get a perfect score, it's impossible for you to improve!". One chat with the higher-ups and they get in line real quick. You want to ding a shitbird? Fine, just don't fuck around with the money of the people that do all the fucking work.
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