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  1. We've had a giant, gym quality treadmill in the spare bedroom for several years, and you'll be shocked to hear that my wife never fucking used it. Well, she decided to start but it up and died after like 3 uses. It'll cost too much to fix so I said it's outta here. Yesterday was moving day. I didn't expect or really need any help, but my wife just had a couple of surgeries and couldn't help, regardless. I knew this. She knew this, too. But she felt like she had to stand behind me and whimper "I wish I could help" like 50 fucking times. I said I didn't need her to "help" other than opening the front door, and that her constant comments were the opposite of help. She didn't take the hint. Then, as I'm maneuvering this huge fucking bastard treadmill through the narrow hall, she felt like she needed to chime in with "You've almost got it; You're doing great", as I struggled and swore. I finally had to drop the bomb and say that she was acting just like my mother, who was a great person but felt like she just had to micromanage everything, even if she was just watching. Feelings were hurt, along with my back, but I finally got it out of the house. For the cherry on top, she felt like she had to walk me outside, like a mother taking her kid to the bus stop. I said "I know where I'm going, you can wait here" and she stomped away. Fuck treadmills
  2. TV show seasons being so spread out is stupid. I got friends asking if I'm up to date on Stranger Things, it's been 3 fucking years! I barely remember WTF was happening when it stopped. The desire to finish it just isn't there. Maybe I'll give a shit about it again one day.
  3. It's never gonna happen. I'm stuck here for all eternity, because she already told me that she's gonna bury my ass here. Hello darkness, my old friend
  4. Went to my wife's appointment with the oncologist yesterday. It's official: she's cancer free and there's nothing left to do. No chemo, no radiation, no hormone blockers. We are done with this shit. I realize that what she (and I, to a much lesser extent) went through pales in comparison to what many of you are dealing with, so please don't think I'm getting chesty. I'm just thankful. I want our normal, stress-free lives back.
  5. Took my wife to her Dr. appointment. It was scheduled for 4:30 but they said we had to be there by 4:00. We got there at 3:45 and didn't see the doctor till 6:00.
  6. Maybe try offering her a call guy?
  7. I had 2 kids, and now I have 3 grandchildren. I refuse to take any blame for this.
  8. Over/under on how soon he pawns that watch for beer money?
  9. Since they're both dead, that pretty much rules out a medical emergency, like heart attack. So that leaves carbon monoxide poisoning, murder-suicide, or double murder. And yeah, I've seen the rumors about their son doing it. I guess he's had a lot of problems in his life.
  10. Well, it's actually Paul, but your kindness is duly noted.
  11. I never thought I'd see the day
  12. If a game is being broadcast on an OTA channel, why the fuck to I have to have a cable subscription in order to watch the stream online??? They still show the fucking commercials in the stream. They still plaster ads all over their page. GTFOH with that shit.
  13. Back in the 80s, one of my friend's dad had a movie that sounds similar to this. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128611/
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