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Sandman

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  1. Why not just burn them the rest of the way? I mean, they're already halfway done.
  2. My wife and I will show each other a card when we happen to be at the store. "Happy birthday, look at this funny card". Then we put the cards back and move on. She thinks it's great, I lucked out.
  3. I legit forgot about the Bruins. I almost feel bad about it.
  4. My sister dated her husband (now deceased, RIP to my BIL) for several years before they got married. When I asked why they keep waiting, she said in her first marriage, she and her husband fought about money and that she "didn't want any man telling me what to do with MY money ever again". I thought that was fair. But then she also admitted that she had " A LOT" of credit card debt that he was unaware of. To his credit, they got married and my BIL got that shit paid off.
  5. Greetings, fellow 43% Hugo Boss fan.
  6. They should make the Rose Bowl the permanent B10 title game host. Treat it like a mini super bowl. Nice weather, fun trip for the players. Sure, USC could reach the game and get a home field advantage but I doubt it would happen enough to make it an issue.
  7. I feel bad for the guy's family but I don't think I'd get involved either. Some bleeding guy coming up on me at 2:30 AM, especially in SF? I'm noping out of there.
  8. Exactly. IDGAF if guys want to jump off of their roof into a pool or strap a buch of firecrackers to themselves and set them off, on their own property. Just stay the fuck away from people when you do this shit. I don't want to be a prop in some asshole's comedy routine.
  9. Our HVAC guy came to do the spring check-up, as usual. I had the checkbook ready but once again, I got all flustered when I had to fill the damn thing out. I don't write checks often enough and I kept double checking everything, plus my pen died halfway through filling it out and it made me feel like a moron. I know he doesn't give a shit but I fucking hate it. And no, independent tradesmen in Oklahoma ain't taking your venmo or whatever the fuck apps you'd prefer to use to pay them. This ain't Dallas, buddy. Write a check.
  10. My buddy lived in a shitty part of Tulsa and finally had enough. He moved his family to Skiatook and loves it. He's pretty hick-ish, so it's right up his alley, he tells me.
  11. My co-worker's phone cord looks like this and it enrages me.
  12. I live in OK, have a CCL. I used to carry to and from work, as I drive through some shitty areas, but after my work schedule got change to WAH part time, I just sort of forgot about carrying. I got used to rarely going anywhere. My 9mm is in my nightstand, haven't touched it in months. Also have a 12 gauge in the bedroom closet. I think open carry is retarded.
  13. When you get a call at work and they start off with, "Hey, quick question for you...". It's never fucking quick.
  14. I never had that, but I did get a stream of diarrhea that shot over the fresh diaper I was about to use and landed on my pant leg. Not a drop hit the floor, I was both sickened and impressed.
  15. Ain't no Cherokee down that way. You're getting Chickasaw, AKA white chicks with (at best) 1/64 blood who swear they had an "Indian princess" in their family tree.
  16. Guy A owned the car, he sold it to his brother, Guy B. They never bothered to switch the title over. I bought it from Guy B. He gave me the title (out of state) and I followed the steps listed on my county's website (not in TX, BTW) and got my ducks in a row. Had to get a court order that told the state to issue a title in my name. The judge thought the steps her county provided weren't enough and kept trying to add extra shit. I finally pushed back enough to where she left to ask another judge his opinion on it. She came back 10 mins later and gave me what I wanted, meaning she could've had this wrapped up over a month ago. Fucking ridiculous.
  17. It's a long story so I'll cliff note it: After three fucking months, including two trips to court (fuck judges and their dumb shit BTW), I finally got the damn title for my Camaro. I dropped it off at the shop yesterday to get the front end looked at and a couple of other little things. Got some new seat belts ordered. Things are finally progressing, a little bit at a time.
  18. I tried the "say the last part first" bit on my wife a few years ago. She looked at me like I was speaking Greek and said "What?", before continuing her story. I took the L.
  19. WTF https://sjvsun.com/news/fresno/measure-e-is-back-heres-an-early-preview-of-the-measure-to-boost-fresno-st-athletics-academics/ Here's the relevant bit:
  20. She barely tolerates my dick, she couldn't deal with extras in the room.
  21. While out shopping this weekend, my wife and I drove by this little bar, I'm not sure of the name but it had "SPEAKEASY" in large letters on a mural. Please note that neither my wife nor I drink alcohol. Wife sees this and says "What's a speakeasy? Is that a swinger thing? Like a sex club?". I laugh and say no but before I can explain, she says "Is it a poetry slam?". I laughed so hard, I had a coughing fit. My chest still hurts.
  22. The guy only owned the zebra for for one night, according to the headline. Talk about bad luck.
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