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  1. It's been about two hours and you were exactly right. If this thread keeps delivering the great vibes like it has for the past two hours, I'll continue the "very fun weekend" by smashing my dick with a hammer
  2. Nah, that hearing test bit still kills me.
  3. Ha. That made me laugh more than anything I've heard from Brian Regan lately. I just feel like he's gotten stale. Big booming silly voice, some "duh, isn't everybody stupid" jokes, rinse and repeat...I really enjoyed him and still like some of his earlier routines, but I think he's been coasting. Longevity is a tough racket for most clean comedians TBH.
  4. Pretty funny story about meeting and jamming with Prince. No basketball or pancakes, but still pretty good:
  5. She'd be perfect at a law firm. They have a lot of documents to shred.
  6. Hopefully she was also ticketed after the fact for illegally parking in a handicapped spot.
  7. There are few things as satisfying as watching assholes get their comeuppance. Bullies getting beat down, Karens getting kicked out, sovereign citizens getting arrested, reckless drivers getting pulled over...always satisfying.
  8. that plan b is worse than the one Sherron Moore used
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