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Prince and Tom Petty
Pretty funny story about meeting and jamming with Prince. No basketball or pancakes, but still pretty good:
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She'd be perfect at a law firm. They have a lot of documents to shred.
Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Hopefully she was also ticketed after the fact for illegally parking in a handicapped spot.
This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
There are few things as satisfying as watching assholes get their comeuppance. Bullies getting beat down, Karens getting kicked out, sovereign citizens getting arrested, reckless drivers getting pulled over...always satisfying.
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Joey Freshwater, activate your powers
Your favorite opening track on an album?
Your favorite opening track on an album?
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Arch during this portal season:
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that plan b is worse than the one Sherron Moore used
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What a douche move. Arch should've punched him in the balls.
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Ty Simpson at Bama, Marcel Reid at a&m, DeAndre Moore at Ohio State (potentially) and Venables at ou are all big wins for us this off season.
2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
Craig's call on the 60-yard Arch keeper. Granted, it's not as good as super smart Mark Jones' call of "Chattel! Real estate!" and then 20 seconds of silence, but it's pretty good nonetheless New Recording 17.m4a
2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
You can replay Craig's game calls on the Texas sports app. Go to media and then play past events. Great way to run errands, walk the dog, work out, etc.
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