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honolulu horn

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  1. Ozzy was asked to summarize his bio several years ago. He said "Ozzy Osbourne, born 1948. Died whenever. Bit the head off a bat." I mean he left out some key achievements -- petty ones like creating the entire genre of heavy metal -- but it's still pretty great.
  2. Whoever was "somewhat completely responsible" for that post needs to be beaten upside the head with a copy of Strunk and White.
  3. Preach, brother. Speeding is never an issue in my '71 Super Beetle. And if the Beetle was good enough for Ted Bundy to pick up chicks, it's good enough for me.
  4. Disagree. I mean, I am really looking forward to kicking the shit out of them this fall as well. But I have enjoyed reading their whining and crying over the past few weeks, and I look forward to even more of it this fall...when we kick the shit out of them.
  5. That is just the dumbest question ever, even for an aggy. "I owe my cousin $500, but he just made a couple hundred at the tables last weekend, so I really shouldn't have to pay back the whole amount"
  6. Hey dipshit, might want to read a bit further in the thread before you start blathering about what ugly shit really looks like.
  7. People are just dumb as hell.
  8. Might as well have been "Guys, I'm grasping at straws to figure out how we will possibly stay relevant. Therefore, we don't need to pay attention at all to player rankings."
  9. He did three shows at the Bowery Ballroom earlier this year, capacity like 500. The guy just loves being on stage.
  10. Got mine for Denver. Family tickets set, plus an extra for me so I can attend the preshow soundcheck.
  11. I got my tickets to that Coors Field show. 4 for the family in row 21, and one 6th row extra for me for the soundcheck pre-show. Seen him several times but this is likely to be the last, so I went for it. Gonna be great!!
  12. Suck it, Dawgs
  13. "Are you okay?" "I'm pretty fucking far from okay."
  14. That was my bed for sure. Mom probably ordered it out of the Sears catalog.
  15. That apology was solid. We should buy him a sixer to say thanks.
  16. One of my favorite parts of this recruiting cycle is when we lose out on someone, we say "Texas has fidelity. They have a monetary cap on recruits, and they aren't going to go over and get in a bidding war...that's for someone like Tech or Baylor to do." Then when there's a chance to get a really solid player, the tune changes to "Holy shit empty the bank and go get that guy!" To be clear, I'm 100% on board with your strategy. Cooper would be a great get. I also know shit about fuck.
  17. This is my favorite surstromming video:
  18. That describes CU football pretty well.
  19. Hockey guy could've ended him for real and chose to just toss him like a dwarf for about 20 feet. That was solid restraint.
  20. Given the recent state of things, Turntine's commitment is equal parts and
  21. I contribute through the legitimate channels but that's not my point. I'm saying that many posters here continue to find creative ways to feel optimistic about a pretty shitty situation. Believe me, I hope like hell that we get some of these guys over the course of the fall. But to this point, recently losing out on top guys has sucked and it seems like it has caught our recruiting staff off guard. I don't think anyone here can say with a straight face that they feel really satisfied with the way things have gone over the past 2 weeks. That's all I'm saying. Again, here's hoping that the staff is able to turn things around this fall. And fingers crossed for Turntine today.
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