Everything posted by honolulu horn
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, JT Lindsey gives the Tigahs a real good chance to make the playoffs this year. Now you don't really want to jeopardize that, do you? Thank you. the defense rests."
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Phil Collins: Drummer First
I always loved his playing on Robert Plant's Principle of Moments album. The breakdown at 3:05 is vintage Phil Collins.
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Cool Pictures of Music Icons
Penne Lane vs It Don't Come Cheesy
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Cool Pictures of Music Icons
Spaghetting Better vs Don't Pasta Me By Spaghett Back vs Octopus' Olive Garden
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Reading this thread from the Prague airport is especially entertaining. Sorry, I should've written "PRG."
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
BTW, Kreul is pronounced "Krell" as I understand it. Krell is what Ozzy Osbourne and David Lee Roth called cocaine back in the late 70s when VH was touring and opening for Black Sabbath. Ozzy and DLR would have "Krell wars" to figure out who could do the most coke. I'm not saying that Jake Kreul is similarly cocaine-infused, but it would explain a lot about his social media. Still, I'd be happy to have Mr. Cocaine as a longhorn.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Don and Mike were shock jocks out of DC that eventually got picked up nationwide.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It spawned rec, and that alone makes it worth it. rec is the best and scariest FF movie.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
They seem to care a lot more about the motorcycle than the rider that lost the skin off his calves
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McCartney roll call
Best Macca show I've seen was at the Hollywood Bowl, but the reality is he never has a bad show.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
The Union used to play all of the great Hong Kong action movies long before Jackie Chan or Chow Yun Fat or Michelle Yeoh became well known.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Definitely the best scene in that movie. So unsettling.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
During COVID my buddies and I started getting together remotely to watch movies and talk about whatever. We had a zoom room open and would all rent a movie individually on Prime and watch it simultaneously. First movie, Heavy Metal. What a great fucking movie. And soundtrack. “you must be dreaming, to think I love you!!!” No way my parents knew I was watching that back when it came out, but thankfully my friend in Lakeway had cable w HBO so it was definitely on the menu. Shit, we rearranged entire weekends to accommodate viewings of HM.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
This is accurate. I maybe should've mentioned that I'm a tenured professor, and I'm telling my kids to do some community college before they hit the 4-year school. And I really don't care if they get a 4-year degree or not. Just find something you like, work hard at it, and make yourself indispensable. I still think a 4-year degree is generally the safest bet to higher income, but it's definitely not the only way.- Ozzy has passed.
All I know is that I had heard for years about the evils of Ozzy Osbourne from parents, teachers, churches, media...I went to a friend's house in 8th grade and he put on the Bark at the Moon album. I thought to myself "I don't know if I'm going to hell or not, but I know I'm going to keep listening to this guy."- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Since we're on the topic of recruiting, I'm advocating for my kids to do as much concurrent enrollment and AP in high school, and then do a year at community college to knock out transferable credits. It's a hell of a lot cheaper, a lot less stressful, and it gives them time to figure out more about what they want to study in a 4-year college.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Kreul seems pretty douchey. Good fit for ou.- Shall we talk about heavy music?
Ozzy was asked to summarize his bio several years ago. He said "Ozzy Osbourne, born 1948. Died whenever. Bit the head off a bat." I mean he left out some key achievements -- petty ones like creating the entire genre of heavy metal -- but it's still pretty great.- OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Whoever was "somewhat completely responsible" for that post needs to be beaten upside the head with a copy of Strunk and White.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Preach, brother. Speeding is never an issue in my '71 Super Beetle. And if the Beetle was good enough for Ted Bundy to pick up chicks, it's good enough for me.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Disagree. I mean, I am really looking forward to kicking the shit out of them this fall as well. But I have enjoyed reading their whining and crying over the past few weeks, and I look forward to even more of it this fall...when we kick the shit out of them.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
That is just the dumbest question ever, even for an aggy. "I owe my cousin $500, but he just made a couple hundred at the tables last weekend, so I really shouldn't have to pay back the whole amount"- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Hey dipshit, might want to read a bit further in the thread before you start blathering about what ugly shit really looks like.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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