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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Having a stray whisker stick inside the collar of your T-shirt so that it’s poking your neck, but you can’t find it and get it out without pulling off your shirt.
  2. Good ol’ Steven Fromholz!
  3. Tastes like Ronald Reagan’s chicken.
  4. Joke all you want brother, this is serious business. God forbid you ever find you or yours on the wrong side of it. Right is right and wrong is wrong. There is no both sides about that.
  5. Fuck that noise, Ann Margaret never showed up.
  6. I also have this very nice vacuum cleaner. Made right here in the USA. And some bitcoin, and a few meme coins and if you are hungry, this deconstructed hamburger!
  7. I’m stocked with the word of the lord, Our Lord Jesus Christ. Let me tell you his teachings and spread the word.
  8. Oh I’m in dark mode alright. Really fucking. Dark. Mode. Alright alright alright!
  9. I’m not sure how to post a sarcastic laugh but the force field is gonna prove you incorrect.
  10. We need to create a "MuleDickButt" character.
  11. When fail leads to loss of life (which I suppose it hasn’t here yet) fail is not an option. It’s scary that people would trust BD guys over engineers.
  12. That’s fantastic. I’m at a point in my life where I could, physically speaking, go ahead and just pound that dude into the ground. But morally I’m like anti-harassment anti-bullying. So making him eat shit like that is cool.
  13. Can someone please beat that Tate motherfucker into paste, please? Deconstruct him if you will.
  14. Probably, and we will suffer and pay and like it.
  15. I don’t even. Can’t beat off to any of this!
  16. Haha yep checkmate. Although all orange dipshits aside, if someone tried to blow those up they would be glass within a few minutes.
  17. Generally speaking, we have our shit in buildings, not out on a tarmac day to day.
  18. Damn, had almost forgotten Joe King back in the party days of spring break on south padre.
  19. Ever owned a pond? Pond is good for you!
  20. Soft spot for Bue Album I have because of Ric Ocasek.
  21. I once got escorted off my own sisters property, during a Halloween party, for extinguishing the mini jack-o’-lanterns lining the sidewalk, with my urine so this hits close to home.
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