Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Hey Steel Shank!
Nice wieners.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
REO Gutwagon.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Also needs to go in the enshittfication thread.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
@Scheiss Meisterdidnt get his username, and lose one eye for nothing, man.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
This is the city of Austin. No water for a bidet. I wipe with spandex.
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
In a perfect world, one would hope. In this current reality, I’ll just deal with my balls hurting.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Dude, stop with the nobody in between stuff. I have 400 cans of tuna, 570 packages of saltine crackers, and a case of Crystal hot sauce, well that there is heaven. I might need some the of the proffered TP. But that’s beside the point.
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Hey Steel Shank!
They actually remodeled my local churches here at Menchaca and William Cannon. The chicken is still fantastic.
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Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!
Yeah, but that whole explanation made my balls hurt. So thanks but, damn!
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The WAY too early June Presidential Debate thread
Joe needs to roll out with an orange jumpsuit and a pair of handcuffs. And when Trump says "those are for your son", he needs to say no, these are for you. My son isn't running for president. I am, and you are a convicted felon, not even eligible to vote.
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
Fewer.
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this Andrew Tate dickhead
When she wants to be.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
My friends name was John Lee, he was a world class neon dude. We did a lot of neon signs. But Eric’s band in that space was crazy. Tommy had a yellow mustang that compared against my red one.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Sitting in his cramped rehearsal space somewhere off North Loop, Johnson is clearly intrigued by a discussion about the inherent difficulties of translating artistic vision into something concrete. He stares a moment at the tape recorder on the music stand between us. It is quiet. In the next room, stacks and stacks of black equipment cases, stenciled with the initials "E.J." sit silently by the loading bay door. Outside a steady drizzle continues. In this room, a rather dingy, oblong space where Johnson spends much of his time practicing by himself, is a clutter of shelves, empty amp cabinets, and a series of tall sound partitions so that one might escape the roar from the Marshals that sit behind Johnson. There's a giant effects board at his feet -- as well as the dirty brown rug that covers the floor -- and other than the chair he sits on and the stool on which I'm perched, there's little else -- except another framed picture of James Marshall Hendrix half hidden in the corner. Though faded, it provides a familiar spark to the dim surroundings.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Back around 1990 or so Eric Johnson had a practice space in that building. A friend of mine had his neon/glass blowing shop next to him.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Ok poncho.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
You’re so fucking white, you can’t even get Pancho correct? Troll.
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
I’ll take a minor f’up like this all day long. Be more wrong, kxan!
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
Lots of good solid rain in 78620, for the past couple hours. Good stuff.
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Buccees .
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Nah, he’s not blek, plus he’s already paid the Saudis off. Unpossible.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Yeah I remember seeing that long ago.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
🤣
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
We are now holding you to this rumor, Troph! Will be disappointed in less than 5”
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
It’s a doom loop, man. You can’t vote against your own retirement stockholdings, but you know it’s the wrong long-term play.