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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
Still not enough to wash the vomit off the street!
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2024 Rain Thread: All Your El Nino Are Belong to Us
Some pea sized hail for a bit, high winds and about an inch of rain overnight. Doubt anything got damaged.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I waffled on whether I should make that the point or not.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
They spelt it “haild”.
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immamac has permabanmed me against bob’s wishes. read this thread before it disappears.
Well I'm driving down the Ranch Road, Carrying quite the heavy load Dodging spandex cowboys On their pedal powered toys When I crest over the hilltop, Down below there's quite a flip flop The Hill country’s become rather mild There's a rapey fucking peacock going wild. Sing that in your Willie voice. Long live the peacock, He's as loud as a Texas stuffed sock Proclaiming he's as Texas as can be Truth is he's a fraud Money is his God His plumage is meant to fool you and me But fool me once, Fool me twice I hear 49 states are quite as nice You'll catch me on the outside Watching that peacock chase the ride. Fuck that peacock.
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immamac has permabanmed me against bob’s wishes. read this thread before it disappears.
It’s a crazy world. Peacocks running down the highway. I had to write a quick tune.
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immamac has permabanmed me against bob’s wishes. read this thread before it disappears.
No, not OK, I’m in Texas.
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immamac has permabanmed me against bob’s wishes. read this thread before it disappears.
I was try to remember when KS and Derka had a thing. No joy in my memory. Hell not much joy anywhere else either.
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I just want someone else, to get me through this; semicolon kind of life. Baby.
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immamac has permabanmed me against bob’s wishes. read this thread before it disappears.
- immamac has permabanmed me against bob’s wishes. read this thread before it disappears.
You leave juicy fried chicken out of this!- Kyle Rittenhouse 2.0
4F? More like 10 F’s !- Angie Harmon's dog shot and killed by Instacart driver
I thought it was Frank Stallone, but didn’t want to put out the @YGIFS bat signal.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Mowed the front yard and it was so dry and dusty with pollen and leaves under the oak tree my nose is stopped up and I can’t smell anything now. I’m gonna go dig the shirt out of the hamper that I wore to crawfish boil last night and sniff it like a pair of used panties.- Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Or incorporate Dotard and make it Dullard.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
According to the other graffiti, there is also a pupuseria.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I read the top line as "1 hr Nacho Bar... (fart sound)"- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Why do some lids to contact lens cases have little braille bumps indicating which is right and left? Not like I can put them in in the dark.- Angie Harmon's dog shot and killed by Instacart driver
Man, you must be tired.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
But, but, there’s no tree there!- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Years ago our babysitter made pop tarts for the kids and forgot to check the toaster setting (it was on dark). When the resulting flames appeared, she threw a cup of water on the toaster to try and put it out 😱. Luckily the worst thing to come out of it was having to buy a new toaster.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Yeah I was thinking, that list almost reads like the porn move credits you could actually see after the scrambled porn you watched on cable when you were a kid.- Baltimore Bridge Disaster
Try one of the old wooden causeway bridges to Padre Island. You couldn’t steer.- Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
Bespoke boots, at that. - immamac has permabanmed me against bob’s wishes. read this thread before it disappears.
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