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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Years ago our babysitter made pop tarts for the kids and forgot to check the toaster setting (it was on dark). When the resulting flames appeared, she threw a cup of water on the toaster to try and put it out 😱. Luckily the worst thing to come out of it was having to buy a new toaster.
  2. Yeah I was thinking, that list almost reads like the porn move credits you could actually see after the scrambled porn you watched on cable when you were a kid.
  3. Try one of the old wooden causeway bridges to Padre Island. You couldn’t steer.
  4. Damn that’s harsh.
  5. 31 years ago this week, my wife and I took our 2 week honeymoon in Alaska. This was a pic from when we drove a Toyota Corolla from Haines to Fairbanks. Pretty sure that’s the Wrangells in the background. It was a great trip. Started in Seattle, h ferried from Ketchikan to Juneau, then Haines, drove to Fairbanks and took the train back to Anchorage.
  6. Was gonna rep for this but realized man, that’s like a great last step before picadillo. Should have finished and eaten in tacos!
  7. Will you eat crow out of your avatars pussy though? I might tune in for that.
  8. Thanks Mr. OSHAman.
  9. Pry it open and you’ll find one of these inside.
  10. Lots in south Austin and Kyle getting dropped too, particularly by Nationwide. They’re definitely “not on your side”.
  11. Sometimes I’m just willing to pay for the convenience. My time is valuable, and I can’t go to the restaurant when I’m in my underwear and half drunk.
  12. Took a wrong turn on to Gay Street.
  13. Man this thread died ignanimously. Dragged my 20 year old Mahindra out of the barn yesterday and started cleaning it up. Needs a bunch of electrical work but still runs like a beast. Looking forward to my 4 year old grandson climbing all over it tomorrow.
  14. Maybe he wasn’t the one who walked the dog, or ordered the lunchables and Red Bull that you put in a blender and chug when you need that extra energy to dispose of a body wrapped in a cast net….
  15. I wonder how many OCD people have been killed or injured over the years trying to remember how to reset the clock in their car while driving?
  16. Judge Roybeanbag

    Burgers

    Looks dry AF.
  17. The funnier thing is that was likely manufactured at a facility a few blocks from my office, off Burleson Rd here in Austin. Nothing like mingling with both fleshlight, tesla and TPWD employees while I’m trying to pick up a sandwich for lunch.
  18. Also leftovers. Pork loin and boudin on toast, with brown gravy and lots of pepper.
  19. Homemade bread bowl or bought? No judgement just bread bowl curious.
  20. I don’t have the pic, but a friend of mine in Corpus who is down there fishing this week, found a flesh light washed up on the beach. Some poor bastard on an oil rig is having to make do with his calloused, cancerous hand. oh, now I have a pic.
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