Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Let's talk about....incels
Right, it’s like when I got my kids into the Meateater series, and man we all loved it until the neighbors livestock and pets started disappearing, and there were these weird pelts pegged out on my barn walls.
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
And that dog's name was, you guessed it, Ronna.
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UT Pro-Palestine Protest Thread
Titsteins.
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wtf is wrong with you Indian belly dancers?
Desi Borden?
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Why Can't I Quit You, Austin?
Yeah but it ain’t a complete parking lot yet, barely. Don’t forget Wally’s!
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Israel
You straddle the fence enough, your junk is going to get yanked to high heaven. You best pick a side now, and be done, son.
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Israel
It’s staged fascist bullshit and there is no excuse. None. This is what Texas GOP and their enablers want. Embrace it or not, man. Stop stanning for these dipshits.
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Israel
Sorry if I lumped your defeated angry ass into it. Se·mit·ic adjective 1. relating to or denoting a family of languages that includes Hebrew, Arabic, and Aramaic and certain ancient languages such as Phoenician and Akkadian, constituting the main subgroup of the Afro-Asiatic family. 2. relating to the peoples who speak Semitic languages, especially Hebrew and Arabic.
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Israel
A larger chunk of people don’t even know the word Semite includes Arabs and Persians as well as Hebrew. The more you know.
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Israel
Who called the DPS? That’s what I’m curious about. I don’t imagine UTPD did but I could be wrong.
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Israel
Exactly jack shit happened because of that, and exactly jack shit will happen because of this, unless we take it to the governors mansion and the capitol.
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Israel
Exchange “completely baffled” by “completely buffaloed” and not doing jack shit, and your post might be accurate.
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Israel
Abbott might just roll past Santa Anna as the worst Texas leader ever.
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When did old Austin die?
Backyard used to be The Branding Iron before the Backyard. Although I did like the Backyard. Saw the Neville Brothers and a few other great bands there...
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World's Largest Dumpster Fire or, What the Fuck is Wrong with you, India?
Before we get too high and mighty, Austin has had a giant pile of shit catch fire before too. https://www.statesman.com/story/news/local/2013/03/19/compost-fire-to-cost-austin-at-least-2-million/9796357007/
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All the King's Horses. Trample All The Kings Men
Running amok in the streets.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
SIAP. https://www.kxan.com/news/business/tesla-uses-new-state-law-to-sidestep-austin-regulations-at-gigafactory/
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World's Largest Dumpster Fire or, What the Fuck is Wrong with you, India?
Nah, someone threw away one of Ghandi's old mixtapes.
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Ukraine War
Mode V or gtfo.
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Ukraine War
I had only 3.
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Maybe he’ll drift off and choke on his tongue.
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Yes: Pools are worth it....
Bound to be some surly lawyer that can class action this, right?
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Hurt myself on bench press
Why are any of you stupid motherfuckers lifting anything you don’t have to, at your age? Make someone else do it, or pay someone else to do it. I mean, I have to lift stuff like rearranging furniture, or other cuck things a husband has to do, but at 60 my whole MO is avoiding hard work and unnecessary injury. I must just be lazy.
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MRI anxiety
Apparently an MRI for your prostate is a 'special' procedure and I'm having a hard time finding a location to schedule one in a timely manner. They must know I'm a giant asshole and need a bigger machine or something. Seriously though - I've checked 3 different places on recommendation of my Dr. and they all said 'oh we only do that procedure at x facility, and that would be mid-May at earliest. Like Longhorn Imaging for example, I'd have to drive to San Antonio. Touchstone only does it at their far North Austin facility. What's so different about it aside from the dye?