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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. An electric car persona being hung at a gas station would be the chef’s kiss.
  2. Last two pieces of a stone cold savage are calling my name.
  3. Dave needs his entire ass kicked, or else needs to come clean my toaster.
  4. My grandson and I made a snowbird, kinda creepy. We had dead snails.
  5. After this page I’m hoping this is going to be the world’s deepest pussy burial ground. People will visit it centuries from now.
  6. When my MIL comes to visit (she’s 80 and tries to eat healthy) my wife buys these frozen English muffin things that I swear you could get in the horse aisle of Tractor Supply for half the price. Have to chew the damned things for 10 minutes and drink a gallon of water, and the seeds still clank when they hit the toilet bowl.
  7. Haha I get it, I have to eat the Dave’s superlicious 21 grain bread from HEB or similar too. It’s not bad, but makes a mess in the toaster and in my frying pan.
  8. I appreciate your attempt at keeping it healthy by using bread that was dipped in a bird feeder and rolled in freshly mowed grass prior to baking.
  9. OSU false starting on two plays in a row, nope
  10. What do people do with all the eggs they panic buy? I kinda understand water, bread and toilet paper, but eggs?
  11. Pretty much this. The NIL scuttlebutt is a long game to increase his draft stock. Many NFL GMs aren’t smart. They’ll figure if someone is willing to pay the guy $6 to $8 million to transfer, we’d better draft him early.
  12. On a similar note, one of my favorite concoctions is to make smoked rellenos. Use poblanos, sprinkle a handful of crushed tortilla chips in the bottom, pile on leftover pulled pork mixed about half and half with shredded pepper Jack, then wrap completely in bacon and smoke.
  13. I soak my cut jalapeños in pineapple juice overnight before assembling, and use smoked Gruyère cheese topped with a dove breast instead of cream cheese. But I’m fancy that way.
  14. Well maybe he was drunk.
  15. Right but Sark couldn’t focus enough to punch it in from the one, because he’s spread too thin. Possibly.
  16. That’s one thing I’d credit OSU for. Ryan Day probably kept his job by getting Chip Kelly to help.
  17. Here come the Judge! Was curious because we have someone a quarter mile away that shoots a lot and have had some whizzers come over our backyard, out in northern Hays County.
  18. Just curious, what county or general area is this?
  19. Looks like they are eating in a mobile home funeral parlor.
  20. Laziness and procrastination. I spend so much time and energy trying to come up with reasons for not doing stuff, that it’s almost more work than actually doing the stuff.
  21. Simple Vienna sausage and cheddar sandwich on white bread heels. With some horseradish mustard to dress it up. Fancy.
  22. I’ve done one so far. That was on New Year’s Day, getting off the top of my wife after sex. The push-up took longer than the sex.
  23. Made some lemon garlic butter cod that didn’t suck.
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