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Judge Roybeanbag

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Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag

  1. Hey now let’s not get ridiculous! Seriously though, I’m done with empathy, rules and norms. If your 80 year old mom is slowing me down in the parking lot, I’m gonna shove her ass into the pavement, take her groceries and tell you to fuck off, let the supreme court sort it out. That’s what America voted for, that’s what they’re gonna fucking get. No mercy.
  2. Kyle Floods incompetence? Too soon?
  3. Man, leave my wardrobe out of this outhouse fire.
  4. .Hey derka, how does Quinn’s dick taste?
  5. I’ll just go with this.
  6. So I have this thing but one barrel/key is like stuck, not sure how to fix. Jameslaw?
  7. In Austin, El Trompo Mayor on Burleson is pretty good.
  8. They were Southern Methodists, my friend! šŸ˜‚
  9. How in the blue fuck did this thread go for two pages on surly, without someone telling him ā€œdon’t drink the coke, man!ā€?
  10. Marv Albert should have eaten Al Michaels ass!
  11. I salute the perpetrators. Clever. This is coming from someone who as a teen swapped the Farmers Coop magnetic letter sign from ā€œPick up your corn, duck blinds and deer feeders hereā€ to ā€œPorn, blind fucks and deer peedersā€, and all the Methodists had to drive by that shit Sunday morning going to the church next door.
  12. Haha sounds like a Cheech and Chong Co-op housing project. Username checks out.
  13. Haha I'd forgotten about Patsy's Cowgirl Cafe. Still convinced that was a money-laundering operation, not sure how they stayed open so long. But yeah they had decent food. I had also forgotten about Ray's. Man they had some good soul food on certain days of the week.
  14. There’s a place near my office called Bella Donna subs. A lot of their stuff is kinda meh but serviceable. However, they have a sandwich called Brooklyn Meets Philly that is great. Also their Ron’s Chicago Style beef is pretty good with the dipping sauce.
  15. The one really positive thing I get from Wisner and Baxter being out is, we have a huge stable of RBs that have game experience now.
  16. I would celebrate that meal!
  17. Go to the kosher HEB there on Far West, buy some liver, and cook it in the house. Also buy some febreeze. Nah screw that, get Conans one more time.
  18. Long ago, in a galaxy far far away, I managed subcontracts for a company that did environmental remediation at Elmendorf AFB in Alaska. So we were buying hazmat suits, test wells, you name it. I accidentally fat fingered a vendor number and some lucky port-a-can vendor got a $75k payment that was supposed to go to someone else. The guy actually called me and sent the check back. Go figure.
  19. The pizza guys are colluding with the toilet paper guys, man. Stay the course! Use the curtains!
  20. Judge Roybeanbag replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    We should start a ā€œreally shitty places you lived as a college studentā€ thread. Man Riverside, more specifically Parker Lane back in 1986 or so was a rat infested shithole. The only worse place I lived was on Reinli Arms apartments behind the Chevron and across the street from the Pizza Hut where that girl got murdered and a guy got wrongfully convicted of it. Cameron Road and Capital Plaza were not nice places in the 80s.
  21. Judge Roybeanbag replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    Hell, I’d eat it anyway and probably like it.
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