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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Not sure why but calling in a welfare check on a body floating face down gave me a chuckle.
  2. IMO easiest solution is a true service dog gets a service dog chip and businesses who don't want non-service dogs have a chip reader at the entrance(s). Dog fails the chip reader, an industrial dog whistle goes off.
  3. My reverse jinx worked! Raining hard in south Austin!
  4. Wrong! Looks to be evaporating before the hill country and Austin. Glad to be wrong.
  5. My niece turned down a full ride golf scholarship at Baylor and made her parents pay for UT, because fuck Baylor.
  6. Well the only politics I see is angry white men. So maybe subscribing to angry white men would INDEED make you very fucking miserable.
  7. Ambiguously aggressive thread bump!
  8. What are your “ values” anyway? I think that’s a compelling question that needs to be answered. Particularly among leadership these days the only value I see is fuck you.
  9. WTF is going on with Cleveland? #3 on the first list. Course I guess if you start at a low point your percentage increase looks impressive.
  10. Simple question. Why does Elon discount LIDAR? It's a relatively simple solution. I can answer, because he's a fake ass know-it-all-prick that needs to have his balls roped by South African black people and dragged through a cactus patch. Repeatedly. Like for eternity. Fuck Elon and fuck everyone associated with him.
  11. This is just the administration getting their feet wet telling the courts to fuck off.
  12. Is that where the term batshit crazy came from? Cuz if not it should be.
  13. Sun looks pretty smoky from my backyard.
  14. Definitely smelling it and getting ash on my lawn furniture out here by Fitzhugh toward Pedernales Falls.
  15. Some Vienna sausages and pimento cheese on HEB jalapeño saltines. Mmm mmm good.
  16. Yeah I work a couple days a week over by TPWD headquarters, and I see a ton of Waymos on Montopolis, ironically right by the Tesla building at the corner of Montopolis and Burleson.
  17. There is no more normal. Normal has left the building.
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