Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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The Democratic Party
Hey now letās not get ridiculous! Seriously though, Iām done with empathy, rules and norms. If your 80 year old mom is slowing me down in the parking lot, Iām gonna shove her ass into the pavement, take her groceries and tell you to fuck off, let the supreme court sort it out. Thatās what America voted for, thatās what theyāre gonna fucking get. No mercy.
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Fire in north campus?
Kyle Floods incompetence? Too soon?
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Fuck you, Helobious.
Man, leave my wardrobe out of this outhouse fire.
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Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
FIFY.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
.Hey derka, how does Quinnās dick taste?
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My cornet is fucked up!
Iāll just go with this.
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My cornet is fucked up!
- My cornet is fucked up!
So I have this thing but one barrel/key is like stuck, not sure how to fix. Jameslaw?- Diners, Drive Innās and Gas Stations?
In Austin, El Trompo Mayor on Burleson is pretty good.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
They were Southern Methodists, my friend! š- China Travel
How in the blue fuck did this thread go for two pages on surly, without someone telling him ādonāt drink the coke, man!ā?- Jordan Whittington appreciation thread
Marv Albert should have eaten Al Michaels ass!- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I salute the perpetrators. Clever. This is coming from someone who as a teen swapped the Farmers Coop magnetic letter sign from āPick up your corn, duck blinds and deer feeders hereā to āPorn, blind fucks and deer peedersā, and all the Methodists had to drive by that shit Sunday morning going to the church next door.- Overrated Food Places
Haha sounds like a Cheech and Chong Co-op housing project. Username checks out.- Overrated Food Places
Haha I'd forgotten about Patsy's Cowgirl Cafe. Still convinced that was a money-laundering operation, not sure how they stayed open so long. But yeah they had decent food. I had also forgotten about Ray's. Man they had some good soul food on certain days of the week.- Overrated Food Places
Thereās a place near my office called Bella Donna subs. A lot of their stuff is kinda meh but serviceable. However, they have a sandwich called Brooklyn Meets Philly that is great. Also their Ronās Chicago Style beef is pretty good with the dipping sauce.- Overrated Food Places
- Surly Legendary Speak
Torbush!- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
The one really positive thing I get from Wisner and Baxter being out is, we have a huge stable of RBs that have game experience now.- Hey Steel Shank!
I would celebrate that meal!- Hey Steel Shank!
Go to the kosher HEB there on Far West, buy some liver, and cook it in the house. Also buy some febreeze. Nah screw that, get Conans one more time.- Gotdammit I Just Got Scammed
Long ago, in a galaxy far far away, I managed subcontracts for a company that did environmental remediation at Elmendorf AFB in Alaska. So we were buying hazmat suits, test wells, you name it. I accidentally fat fingered a vendor number and some lucky port-a-can vendor got a $75k payment that was supposed to go to someone else. The guy actually called me and sent the check back. Go figure.- Hey Steel Shank!
The pizza guys are colluding with the toilet paper guys, man. Stay the course! Use the curtains!- Pizza
We should start a āreally shitty places you lived as a college studentā thread. Man Riverside, more specifically Parker Lane back in 1986 or so was a rat infested shithole. The only worse place I lived was on Reinli Arms apartments behind the Chevron and across the street from the Pizza Hut where that girl got murdered and a guy got wrongfully convicted of it. Cameron Road and Capital Plaza were not nice places in the 80s.- Pizza
Hell, Iād eat it anyway and probably like it. - My cornet is fucked up!
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