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Jiggy-Z

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  1. For having a shorter spring break road trip.
  2. "Show me" a win.
  3. Bit of a knee knocker left.
  4. Drive for bros, putt for hoes.
  5. Thus cartoon has all the subtlety of a thrown mallet.
  6. Hey, if a little positive reinforcement keeps the orange idiot from going all in on tariffs, I say grovel away you spineless milquetoasters.
  7. Back in simpler times a few months ago, I would have thought "That's just a mistake and it sucks, but I'm sure it will get cleared up" now, I'm like " that seems about right, it's probably worse than lawyer is letting on" Hang in there. Pics of daughter may help with diagnosis of the situation
  8. Kind of like how it's always termite swarming season on AM radio.
  9. Not sure, but 30 minutes after eating there, I was hungry to do concrete work.
  10. Now that is how you humblebrag. Well played Hank Hill, well played. Good luck.
  11. Trump is doing a whole hell of a lot more than opening his mouth. Those stock guys aren't stupid.
  12. Count of Monte Cristo.
  13. Don't do the crime if you don't want the time.
  14. So we're nazi Germany now instead of Mussolini's Italy. Great.
  15. Think back to the the first Ttump term when Scott Pruitt had to resign at EPA over conflicts of interest and spending too much on tactical pants, but not for gutting the agency and trying to turn it into a lobbying arm of the fossil fuel industry.
  16. We should have known it would come to this after seeing flip flops on church and pajamas at school.
  17. I can't see of a Russian submarine thread without thinking of this commercial. A true classic. Funny story: When the captain says "Slovar!", the captioned translation says "surface", but "slovar" actually means dictionary. Enjoy.
  18. In Russia, submarine sinks you!
  19. It is an easy read. 15 minutes each night will get the nightmares flowing and you will done in no time. I think I will put that one the nightstand because sometimes it's good to escape back into simpler less evil times.
  20. Also known as the "rubes Goldberg" defense.
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