Everything posted by Tylerocks
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If you were picking a train trip to do, what would you choose?
Coast Starlight. Runs down the west coast/mountains from Seattle to LA
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You're Tall And Fat!
Hi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let's face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot-holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon's "Tall & Fat" stores, we've got you covered. That's right. Fine woolen, and woolen-blend suits and sport coats, in all the larger sizes - husky, stout, extra-stout, and the new Hindenburg line. And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric. So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That guy definitely skis in his duck hunting jacket and scotch-guarded jeans. 100%
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Griselda starring Sofia Vergara
Charlize Theron played Aileen Wournos. They can do it....
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The movie you just watched
Watched Finestkind...Paramount movie. Had high hopes with a pretty solid cast. Tommy Lee Jones, Ben Foster, Jenna Ortega. It was ok...a little slow. Slogged on for the first hour. Foster and Jones did good jobs, but the story was predictable. Meh
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2024 Texas Baseball
Wife brought some home from a co-worker of hers. She used Pepperidge Farm Chessman butter cookies instead of vanilla wafers. It was fucking awesome. Go baseball team!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Kobe Black at 15/22? It's just a hunch, but I'm pretty high on Aaron Butler.
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The movie you just watched
Watched Fury over the weekend. Pretty solid. I'm a sucker for war movies/series War is hell.
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I. am. an F. B. I. AGENT!
That would be a waste of time.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
I haven't watched 1 second of Ole Miss basketball, but looking at their schedule, they're about 15 points away from being a .500 team. 1 point win vs Detroit Mercy 3 point win vs Sam Houston 1 point win vs Temple 3 point win vs Memphis 2 point win vs UCF 3 point win vs aggy 4 point win vs MSU
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2024 Texas High School Football
My alma mater made the playoffs at 3-8, Yay! It's dumb There needs to be a win minimum, like bowl eligibility.
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New Tool Album: They really mean it this time. Maybe.
Weird they played Corpus and skipped Houston. For the 4th largest city in the country Houston gets skipped ....a lot.
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Sexy Beast - Prequel series on Paramount+
Started watching this on a whim...had no idea it was a prequel. Had no idea there even was a movie called Sexy Beast.
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Shit Trader Joe's makes (when it's open)
These are growing on me. The texture/crunch was off at first, but I'm digging them. Basically a ranch-ish flavored Frito.
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Taylor Sheridan adapting “Empire of the Summer Moon”
My mother-in-law is somehow related to Parker or one of his wives, somewhere down the line. The book is great and I don't mind Sheridan, so I'll tune in.
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2024 Houston Texans off-season thread
Jesus, what a clown. Luck ( completion % of 54.1 and 3x as many picks) was throwing to guys like Reggie Wayne and TY Hilton. He also threw the ball 600 times...100 more attempts than Stroud. Roethlisberger ( 1500 yards less passing and 2x as many picks) had Jerome Bettis, Hines Ward, Antwan Randle-El and Plaxico...not to mention one of, if not THE best defenses in the league.
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2024 Texas Football Coaching and Support Staff Thread
Stop worrying....this too shale pass.
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2023-24 Houston Rockets Thread - Climbing out of the Gutter?
Amen Thompson getting a start 15 points/14 rebs/5 ast. Not bad. When healthy, they're actually a pretty solid team. I'm guessing we see Green weaned off minutes in favor of Whitmore/Thompson
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Netflix Recommendations
What was the crime? Re: American Nightmare.... Also, it blows we away at how inept some PD's are. You see it all the time on Dateline/20/20 type shows. It's usually some idiot detective saying "we only care about the truth" when that's not the case at all. I'm glad those folks sued the shit out of them and won. Good for them.
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True Detective: Night Country (Season 4)
This. I watched all of them with Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell..this is more intriguing based on the first 2 episodes. The frozen dude gave me "sloth" from Se7en vibes.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I'm still going back to the guy saying we got "dog walked" by Washington Much like the clap, TexAgs is the gift that keeps on giving..
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do you ever yearn?
Understudys...now there's a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world.
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Soup, Stew, Chili, Gumbo (Cold weather eats)
Had some gumbo at a friends house on Monday. I'm not one to bag on another's cooking, especially as a host...but this was terrible. He's from Louisiana too. No veggies, no seasoning, no spice. Basically just a flavorless roux/broth with sausage. Is this a thing? Last time he made it, he served it with potato salad, which I know is a thing for certain areas of LA, but the gumbo itself was not good.
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Songs that hit you or someone you love in the feels
Beautiful song about an absolutely horrifying subject. Cartel killing in Mexico told from the point of view of a woman/wife/mother that's about to be killed along with the rest of her family. Jerry Joseph is one of my favorite song writers that probably only a handful of y'all have heard of. He visually transports you to that villa that day. It's something else.