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  1. I was torn, but that's on the Xmas list of naughty and nice for sure.
  2. I've recently gotten into DingSong and Sharpie kink. It seems to really mesh well with my regards.
  3. I was confident Texas was out a long time ago. That said, my main issue is the extreme inconsistencies. Sometimes it's eyeball test, sometimes head to head, sometimes win/loss, never apparently SOS, or losing a head coach. It's mind numbingly subjective and clear that biases and personal motivations play a much bigger part than any metric.
  4. Eyeball tests and close games/scored truly matter, except when they don't, apparently.
  5. I'm riffing some from Klatt and some myself. 1) Fuck G5, they dont belong in a 8, 12 or 16 playoff against the P4 fuck em. 2) Go to a play in weekend rather than a committee selection. See the Klatt link for details around min 32 3) If 2 is out create a clear and specific criteria that the committee must prioritize in the selection process. 4) Make the committee validate their process against #3. Show your fucking work. 5) Form a committee that isn't directly tied to specific universities with biases and agendas. Get some MIT and Rice nerds who give zero shits about football or rivalries and form a mathematical, debate committee. Yes eyeball test is out with this approach, math is in. Eyeball test is extremely subjective so fuck it.
  6. I have been stanning for Wisner since the end of last year. I think he is a great college RB and I love him. Wisner is not an elite RB. In his defense, neither is the offense he plays in. As for Sark and change, numb nuts was still running 12 man packages against aggie. He can't give them up, he won't. His hand was absolutely forced to play 11 package, and despite it being extremely productive in 11 his dumb ass goes right fucking back to 12. His career at Texas supports the conclusion he always will. Coach Swip Swap Swill ain't changing outside of when he is absolutely forced to. Don't be surprised to see Texas come out in 12 package to start the bowl and against OSU next fall. In fact, I'll be shocked if he doesn't. Grateful, but I'll believe it when I see it.
  7. 💯 Its a massive issue. So is zero structure on what they are REQUIRED to prioritize. Head to head is not among the priorities. What kind of shit ball game is it when the most important stat, Score mother fucking board is basically ignored for whatever the fuck they chose. Which... we dont even officially know as they don't even have to say HOW or WHY the came up with what.
  8. They've already played. Miami won. Miami should be ahead of ND based on SOS, Head to head, Win/loss and eyeball test. The system is fucking broken, the committee is bullshit. It had to be completely torn down and rebuilt or it's going to crash. Fuck ND, fuck Miami, fuck G5s and most importantly fuck the stupid as subjective committee structure with zero guidelines on what it has to prioritize in it's selection process.
  9. Lots of people in this thread making lots of assumptions about the future of the CFP. Aligned to those assumptions, they are also making a lot of calls on what Texas should do regarding future scheduling. Every year since the CFP has begun, the next year has been extremely different. Assuming that suddenly all aspects are going to remain static moving forward is frankly just naive. Right now eyeball test and w/l column plus bias towards helmetology and the committee members own motivations. Its fucked and ND over Miami and Texas being out despite having head to head vs 2 teams IN screams for masssive changes. Even better, the current system is going to punish the itself for bullshit like G5 team admission, not valuing head to head and other nonsense. Declaring what a university should do about future scheduling with zero clue or insight other than guaranteed change forthcoming is... certainly a take.
  10. They're under the horribly misguided belief that JFF 2.0 is a more compelling story than a match up of two of the top 5 all time win blue bloods with the most recognizable helmets in college football. Easy mistake to make, as they are clearly run by aggie.
  11. You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.
  12. Sigh. I was trying to mocking the all Christmas movies suck crowd. I have clearly failed in my efforts. Bad Santa is the Surliest of Xmas movies. Krampus and Sinterklaas are dark, gore filled and fun as hell. Frosty was written by folks on a lot of weed and/or LSD. Heat Miser is the Surliest of all Xmas "cartoon" characters. Fight me!
  13. Bowls are 100% money and ROI on Texas vs Michigan is going to be as good as it gets outside of CFP... and if crazy time happens, Duke wins and 2 G5 get in well... Citrus bowl is gonna blow out a couple of CFP games in viewership and attendance with those 2 teams.
  14. I've sorta got a thing for Santa Claus. More booze, more bullshit, more butt fucking. Sinterklaas is coming to town.
  15. We're nearly at the bottom of page 2 and not one of you sorry mother fuckers has mentioned, Bad Santa, Frosty the Snowman, Krampus, or Saint. Just like Surly dishing out a fucking wooden pickle of a thread. I guess they can't all be winners now can they? Happy Birthday!
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