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BurntEyes

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  1. Dude, GDGD runs circles around this offensive coaching staff.
  2. He fucking sucks at offense. He's truly terrible at it.
  3. So, if two fat middle aged men sitting on recliners knew it... along with the rest of Surly.. What are the odds Napier did too?
  4. We could have Vince Young, Worthy and Ricky Williams and this offensive coaching staff would fuck it up.
  5. Heheh, have you been paying attention to how well our "adjustments" work in the 3rd quarter? Hint, we don't fuck make any while the opponent does.
  6. Got the order wrong. First down, hand off to Wisner for a middle run that gets about 1 yards. Second down play action incomplete pass. Third down some dumb shit that doesn't work. Punt.
  7. Look man, continuing to repeat plays and use players that are producing is counter productive. It can lead to far too much success and ultimately higher salaries for players. Don't do it! -Jerrah
  8. Keeping the 10 person reservation I have for the group. Once we know more about the specifics of what @immamac is cobbling together we can figure out the final details. Sounds like he will focus on/finalize it after the Florida game/tailgate
  9. Sark is also, for reasons I don't understand obsessed with play action. At least he backed it off last game a bit, but I fully expect to see it back in for every fucking 3rd and long against Florida. That'll fool em'. So, great college coaches and coaching staffs do 3 things well. First, recruit talent to match there scheme. Second, develop that talent to run their scheme. Three, when required make requires adjustments to their scheme to when the talent's ability dictate it necessary. I openly admit I don't know enough about OL talent to determine if Texas is doing the right job on item one above. I thought they were, talent in the NFL seems like I good indicator but, I'm not sure. What know with certainty is that for the duration of this staffs tenure, OL penalty problems have been extremely consistent. In fact, they are the most consistent thing on the team aside from top quality D play and shit burger special teams. Next to that is what sure as shit appears to be an absolute unwillingness to adjust our offensive game plan to BOTH our talent and what the opposing D is providing. Sark, the offensive genius, appears more obsessive compulsive on that reality than a genius. Also, why do all the QBs under the QB whisperer seems to completely lose their confidence. I'll hang up and listen.
  10. You're a complete idoit! Bigfoot doesn't exist. Texas uses gay aliens to steal signals.
  11. Sadly, rage baiting in the standard in all social media and while this falls more into the argument baiting, its still the same sphere. For my end, if a player, not just Arch isnt consistently over the top and not getting flagged I'm just fine with it. Particularly so in college football/sports. These are 18-22 year old young men. Raise your hand if you never talked any crap at heated moments at that age.
  12. Ari Wasserman has never completed in any real sport at any real level in his life.
  13. Finally benched his ass. Shocked nobody has started a celebration thread yet.
  14. You know what this data proves right? That Illinois had no business being in the top 25, much less top 10. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Their rank has been needling me as the only reason they were there was their win over a very horrible UNC.
  15. So are you! We are Olympic Gold Medal level sarcastic regards.
  16. Not bad. Might even say that's pretty nice, bordering on really good.
  17. Arch clearly had some multicultural awareness training this week.
  18. Not bad, not bad.
  19. Yeah, even if they are terrible at it and have no idea who it is... Still very enjoyable. Large ginger dude, not as much but glad he's having fun.
  20. So, I liked the last episode but have one major complaint. This show isn't the only time I've seen it. It's a frequent Hollywood trope they use often but it drives me nuts. These 3 folks are trying to escape from a fortified island where the know killing and warping memories of whoever is a-okay whenever, for what ever reason. However, they are walking calmly, chatting taking in scenery, reflecting and enjoying themselves like it's a romantic hike in the mountains.
  21. I really loved this show but watched when it first came out. I really need to rewatch it at some point.
  22. I don't think Squid Billy "implant"will be Dame nor Hermit. My instinct says Morrow and then send him home? Regardless, I just hope Squid Billy finally achieves freedom from his unjustified imprisonment. #teamSquidBilly #Cephalopodsmatter I would watch an entire show that was Kirsh's internal monologs about all the stupidity he deals with each episode. Same footage, just an voice overlay of Timothy Olyphant reacting as Kirsh. The show is frustratingly amd annoyingly accurate in it's depicted amount of stupid in the world.
  23. Whatever it is, stop the play action where he turns away from the defense and start running misdirection so we aren't always facing 3rd and long after 2 runs up the middle.
  24. Cause what we are doing isn't working and NEVER has against quality opponents regardless of who is behind center.
  25. Anything other than up the middle, up the middle, play action, punt. I need to go back and watch but I think there were a total of 4 misdirection plays. They were all for a TD or big gain. The 2 end arounds didn't work as UTEP spied them. Use sweep toss, jet sweep, bootlegs, flea flickers, direct snap to RBs, end around reverse, old GD screens to the flank, whatever doesn't have us in 3rd and 8+ every god damn series.
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