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BurntEyes

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  1. No, you sir are the perfect example you glorious beast!
  2. This actually made me laugh. I mean I'm sad too but.. yeah.
  3. You convince idiots to stop posting horrible takes with bad insight and I'll stop posting the data that makes them look regarded. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
  4. In my post you responded to, I noted that I do not believe winning or losing them will alter Sark's future at Texas. Since I know you care so much. In my perfect world, we pull off beating pig and aggie to round home against all 3 rival teams. aggie goes on to get their shit pushed in by Ole Miss in the SEC champ game (no idea if they can both make it). Then Tech eliminates aggie with blow out victory in the CFP. Elko wipes his ass with contract and heads off to PSU. Sark goes away, don't care where. Cignetti or Lanning is named Texas HC. We kill it in the winter portal after destroying some scrub in the Nobody Watches Bowl sponsored by Who Gives Shit with our interim HC, PK. Lane creates a legal case when Mississippi sues Louisiana over some bullshit because he goes to coach LSU. Ou announces it's shutting down it's football program because sucking sucks. Petrino gets in a car wreck with Jordan.
  5. The bad replacements happened not so coincidentally the same time someone showed back up in Austin. It's in the 229 time line.
  6. All following Data is per CFBStats Texas National Offensive Rankings: Total offense: #80 Scoring offense: #64 Rusing Offense: #103 Passing Offense #50 Sacks Allowed: #86 Tackles for Loss Allowed: #106 First Downs: #108 Time of Possesion: #97 Red Zone Conversions: #85 Third Down Conversions: #82 Of note: Arch Manning's #40 ranking in Passing All Games is the highest single stat of the entire Texas offense kept by CFBStats that I found. Penalties: #119 (both O and D)
  7. You answered your own question in your post.
  8. I've got to find a way to make roster tampering part of my regular Surly lexicon.
  9. I don't hate your posts at all. They amuse me, like a clown. All fan bases and boards need juvenile shit talkers that learned their trade on social media. If this place didn't have regards to entertain us with pointless things that make no sense it would just be people preaching to we enlightened as to why we're horrible fans. No sir, I love your posts. Now you're not in the rarified air of @David Dennison as his contrary opinion hate baiting is next level fun but dont let that get you down. Keep it up, and maybe someday you too can figure out the algorithm to make us ALL smile on the reg. Good bye and good luck!
  10. Players get all the women. Damn...
  11. Oh man totally got me. I'm crushed by your top tier smack. So witty and brilliant. So you have provide exactly jack shit to support any of your points. I'm impressed.
  12. Pete too. But in Sark's defense Pete and Nick both paid close attention to the OL and RB room so, that's not really fair as the talent was likely substantially better. Plus neither Pete not Nick used NFL style practices. That's dinosaurs for you.
  13. I find myself pretty hawt! That's solid self confidence.
  14. Well I mean if a player knows with certainty that he won't get hit by the D, the rb won't be hit and the QB won't be hit, it decreases anxiety and probability of jumping off sides. Aside from that, they also face no ramifications if they do. All Gas - no accountability so... why would they care? (Outside being shit on by their HC in press conferences)
  15. I really don't even know what point you're trying to make in all of this drivel, but maybe the poster you responded to can figure it out.
  16. Ah... the way the aggie fans responded was similar to Sarks. That's what you're landing on as its the only example, for which you provided no backing, of your entire point. Let's just go ahead and pretend you provided evidence. You've aligned Sark's comments to that of aggie fans. Solid counter point to him not being a petulant child.
  17. I see. You have nothing to support your position and are talking in circles. It's a bold strategy.
  18. Have you seen a single thing that he's said that indicated any willingness to change. Setting aside the fact that the only issues have been players according to him, have you seen him acknowledged any coaching issues? If not, what evidence leads you to believe he will course correct?
  19. I've never claimed the thrown if shit poster. I would never try and take that crown for Rimbo or the other amazing candidates in this thread. So.. you don't have any examples other than what aggie fans would say.
  20. *Are And there is no fuck arrow line between me and Nicole. I think it should be a dotted one because I don't THINK she is trying to fuck herself, unless I am her while being me and she is me. Wait...
  21. So you're saying there's a chance?
  22. For the record, nobody ever sent me any dingsong porn. I haz a sad.
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