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BurntEyes

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  1. We all know she's an influencer, which means your last sentence is redundant. Which makes me wonder, is Deion gonna drop his current squeeze for an influencer? Apparently it's the in thing for drama fueled coaches and I feel like Neon is really missing the boat on that one.
  2. Did you know that the highest single ranking of any offensive stat found on CFBStats.com for Texas is Arch Manning's #40 ranking in individual National All Games Passing? That is all team offensive stats for Texas.
  3. It was time... so I created what I will now be using here on the reg.
  4. PUT. IT. ON. THE. WALL. We are not Tech, aggie, OSU, Georgia or Oregon and we should align our expectations accordingly. Sark doesn't go out and buy mercenaries to fill gaps that tried and true Aggie Football players are waiting to step up and into. I'm sick of all these 2%ers with the audacity to challenge Sark. I doubt any of them even attended Texas much less wore a uniform. We should all be grateful! Winning is hard.
  5. This post is so stupid. We will take our shitastic staff, team and result and embrace them all. This is the best it's been since Royal. Wining is hard you dolt!
  6. Sark is a round flat circle.
  7. CDC might put parental reactions on his sideline podcast viewing.
  8. Sark shouldn't come back. I don't think he will come back. Counter Point: We're Texas.
  9. First time on this thread? Dude. 😘
  10. I don't know what dingsongs are and that makes me feel like my kink game is really slipping. I haz a sad
  11. Why is the Texas coach reading a news paper and coppin a squat on the sideline?
  12. This is just fucking comical. Not only was it a blow out, go back and watch, several players essentially quit.
  13. Or watching podcasts on his Ipad.
  14. Dear sir, I'm going to refer back to my War and Peace post a few pages back. TLDR: there is no fucking plan.
  15. I was mostly joking with a couple of friends regarding film study and offensive planning for opponents. Either 1) Our staff is getting teams mixed up on who we're playing 2) Are falling asleep during film review prior to planning 3) Are surfing Surly during film review 4) Don't have a clue what they are looking at. 5) Simply skip film watching day in favor of "prospecting transfers" in San Marcos.
  16. Wait, you sent me some little people cuck porn. Was I late? Dammit, winning is hard but at least I am too.
  17. Debts? I owe her nothing. She can pry my cash from my cold dead hand because winning is hard. Does she even know how many bets I welched on before Sark started coaching at Texas. I got some financial issues cause winning is hard!
  18. Winning is hard indeed. Look, it's well known Sark loves his Telenovelas as much as me. How the fuck does anyone expect a head coach to be on the sideline, during a game and watch CU and UNC in multi-cast, like his influencer wife's posts and share (gotta like and share), watch the feed of the Texas game, get his Temu jet boats ordered, key up with Murder with my Husband pods cast and jibber jabber with his quarterback about stupid shit like plays and the 10th sack he's taken. Winning is hard Arch, run away from them or throw someone a ball. He needs to figure it out, he's a Manning.
  19. It appears the Deion Telenovela will soon be airing the Neon Snow Skis over Land Sharks season. As such, and given my deep love for Telenovela action, I'm gonna need them to go ahead and fund at least a couple of more season of Bill's Sugar Baby Takes On the World.
  20. I dunno how I missed this and I'm a little late to the party.. But I'll help with your confusion:
  21. We should be used to it! Are they even aware of our recruiting before Sark got to Texas?
  22. Well, we should have been able to beat the shit out of UTEP, Florida, Kentucky, and MSU. So.. agree with your closing thought.
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