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BurntEyes

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  1. We need a new OC, OL, WR and RB coach as well as a new GM and our best, most consistent part of the team under Sark's tenure just got cut. There isn't any way to spit shit this when Muschamp has been announced as PK's replacement.
  2. Better question is why the fuck isn’t he our new coordinator.
  3. He was really good at fucking up a lot of teams, but OU and Aggie were his strongest.
  4. There is no clear logic that I can come up with regarding this choice. I just hope PK doesn't end up in the SEC and he WILL get offers.
  5. Real shame there was no chance of money whipping the Gideon fella who had a good handle on Georgia's Bobo and how to slow him. Not that it would be useful or anything. Maybe Muschamp will keep Akina, getting the band back together and all. Sark must have an NFL job lined up and Mack is getting his future crew in place I guess. This is fantastic.
  6. I know for a fact you're not new to Surly. Thus, this question is really stupid because this place lives nearly exclusively on the decimal point argument.
  7. Are you confusing Corn and OUSux, or did Ousux have their very own LP. (Who is still dead for a decade which is gods gift to women)
  8. Fixed for you cause fuck Duke and Grand MaMa was da shit. Grove rat up in this bisnatch! what what!
  9. From mistaking one WR for another, very poorly interpreting who's play was best to blaming Arch for the failures of a WR, you've gone full circle on the idoit logic train in a single post. Fantastic work!
  10. Ahhh DeAndre Moore, the Longhorns finest receiver!
  11. Maybe a little racist?
  12. Sometimes you open a thread with very low entertainment expectations and anticipate a lot of shit posting. I will always appreciate when that exact thing happens, but its SO bad it makes me laugh. So here's to you Mr. NocluewtfImtalkingabout, aka @lazygringo, thanks and keep on keeping on.
  13. I won't repost stats I already have too many times, but the net is they really point out 4 excellent teams, then everyone else. The also rans tend to have a pretty big issue on D or offense and most of them are defensive issues. Then are a few that have inconsistent QB. Miami and Aggie have QB and D issues. However, there even the 4 "excellent" teams outside of Indiana have show some weaknesses (Georgia for example). So I get where your take comes from but I see it less as top 10 parity and more and lack of domination or schedule weaknesses by the "excellent" 4 which can create a false perception of broader parity.
  14. Sigh.. fine, but I've a very high level of confidence this ain't that year.
  15. Klatt is pretty fucking far from a click baiter. He's among the best, if not the best in his takes. You might not like them, but they are solid. He's the best out there right now.
  16. If the G5 remain in and take the 12 seed, they will never win it. Ever. No G5 is winning the CFP. In fact, no only will the 2 G5 in this year lose badly in the first round, the TV numbers are going to be massive losers too. That OSU was seeded 8 last year is a much bigger slam on the stupid committee process than it is a support of Cinderella stories in college football.
  17. I personally prefer the College World Series to NCAA Basketball Tournament. If the idiots ever fix the seeding of the CFP, it will probably take the #1 spot for me with Basketball pulling in 3rd.
  18. Are you unfamiliar with the work of Jerrah Jones, Jimmy Haslam, Michael Bidwell or Woody Johnson? To name a few? Tldr: Probably
  19. I've said it before but native New Mexicans are a uniquely peculiar kind of crazy. I had one family member by "marriage" that was bat shit and have know a few in my life. Think of that one odd ball in some group your in that everyone just shakes their head at, or the distant family member which causes everyone eye brows to raise when they hear they're comming to an event. That's pretty much the entire state, particularly the poorer part.
  20. We know what was reported, we know the end effect. Point of fact, we do not know why she turned whistle blower. We can logically speculate, but not know. Something went really sideways, but the timing, escalation and what's being said now is A story, we may or may not know THE story.
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