Everything posted by BurntEyes
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2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
Time of possession, Cignetti does it mafia style. He beats the shit out of you before he slits your throat.
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2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
Wow, first post I've noticed from you is so fucking stupid you made my ignore list. Congrats, that's a first.
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2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
I'm the first to drop trouser when shitting on ACC football comes up, but academically they're a solid fucking conference.
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2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
Probably a good time to start shopping for position coaches and a gm seeing as we have 4 positions to fill.
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2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
Wake me up if a Longhorn wins it. Otherwise, I don't give a shit. I predict it will be whoever wins this game.
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2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
Klatt is doing his best. Nobody seems to want to talk about it.
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2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
- 2025 SEC Championship - Alabama vs. Georgia
I don't even think they have any rules. Honestly, it feels a lot like a social media poll. Biases are critical and preconceptions rule the day. "Oh, there's a list of qualifications?? Where? Never mind, we don't care."- 2025 SEC Championship - Alabama vs. Georgia
Texas isn't getting in, no matter what. Keeping Texas out is a function not a focus. Miami and ND getting in were and are the primary focus. Texas out is bonus. It's broken, completely broken.- 2025 SEC Championship - Alabama vs. Georgia
You do realize if Virginia wins tonight they'll be in the playoff along with ACC co-champ Tulane. Which, for the record, ND basically plays in but gets to avoid the CCG. Virginia is a terrible team and has beaten no one. I'm not simping SEC, but Bama would destroy Virginia. In fairness, so would Vandy, Texas, and BYU. I just hope Duke figures a way out to send this entire committee shit show into a complete tail spin. It's broken, completely broken.- 2025 SEC Championship - Alabama vs. Georgia
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I'm pretty confident the idiots on the committee don't look at any data points other than W/L columns and end game point spread. Even then their "professional eye test" and biases/motives greatly outweigh any data. Cause... anyone that looked at Data on this game would know how bad it was without even having watched.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
They list him at 6'3" which tracks in comparison to teammate height. He's bricked up and I buy 280-290 easy.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Good to know.- Nerdsplaining Movie Plot Holes
You think that's bad, the idiot ass show runners and even worse author of the books didn't take the time to even dig into the source material regarding color, behavior and powers of dragons. They had black dragons or Draco Causticus Sputem breathing fire when canon tells us its acid. Then they had green dragons or Draco Chlorinous Nauseous Respiratorus acting as a more typical combatants when they are isolative stalker predators who breath chlorine gas. You'd think RR Martin never even heard of the name Gary Gygax much less the show runners ironically referred to as D&D. It's a travesty.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
If you're only earning 20% while sitting on the beach you're doing it wrong. Or... so I'm told by the Surly elite.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Pitiful! I can see the deadly hamburger has done it's evil work.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Point of fact, both shoes strings and on field logos have been used to take down Wingo this year. I would suggest Wado-Ryu Karate and Tai-Chi instead of yoga but some kettle bell, squat and hill sprint work are absolutely in order.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Is that eating it like a corn cob? Just trying to figure out the logistics of this accusation.- Most annoying Christmas Movies
I was torn, but that's on the Xmas list of naughty and nice for sure.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I've recently gotten into DingSong and Sharpie kink. It seems to really mesh well with my regards.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I was confident Texas was out a long time ago. That said, my main issue is the extreme inconsistencies. Sometimes it's eyeball test, sometimes head to head, sometimes win/loss, never apparently SOS, or losing a head coach. It's mind numbingly subjective and clear that biases and personal motivations play a much bigger part than any metric.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Eyeball tests and close games/scored truly matter, except when they don't, apparently.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I'm riffing some from Klatt and some myself. 1) Fuck G5, they dont belong in a 8, 12 or 16 playoff against the P4 fuck em. 2) Go to a play in weekend rather than a committee selection. See the Klatt link for details around min 32 3) If 2 is out create a clear and specific criteria that the committee must prioritize in the selection process. 4) Make the committee validate their process against #3. Show your fucking work. 5) Form a committee that isn't directly tied to specific universities with biases and agendas. Get some MIT and Rice nerds who give zero shits about football or rivalries and form a mathematical, debate committee. Yes eyeball test is out with this approach, math is in. Eyeball test is extremely subjective so fuck it.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I have been stanning for Wisner since the end of last year. I think he is a great college RB and I love him. Wisner is not an elite RB. In his defense, neither is the offense he plays in. As for Sark and change, numb nuts was still running 12 man packages against aggie. He can't give them up, he won't. His hand was absolutely forced to play 11 package, and despite it being extremely productive in 11 his dumb ass goes right fucking back to 12. His career at Texas supports the conclusion he always will. Coach Swip Swap Swill ain't changing outside of when he is absolutely forced to. Don't be surprised to see Texas come out in 12 package to start the bowl and against OSU next fall. In fact, I'll be shocked if he doesn't. Grateful, but I'll believe it when I see it. - 2025 SEC Championship - Alabama vs. Georgia
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