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Biff Tannen

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  1. So much this. Aside from groceries, I literally only spend money on beer/wine and eating out on occasion. I would bet my spending outside of this is less than $500 a month. My wife, on the other hand, buys everything. She has more clothes and shoes than I’ve owned in total in my life. We get a new cosmetic/makeup delivery like every two days. Yall realize how expensive Sephora is? Fucking hell.
  2. He doesn’t have any clue because he lives in an alternate fucking reality.
  3. This is all going swimmingly.
  4. Adding on, I think it’s completely fucked that it purely comes down to her being a woman and a woman of color. She could have some amazing ideas and policy stances, but she is disqualified in Texas from the jump. This is also the lesson we have learned about the presidency. White males only please.
  5. This is where I’m at. My fear is that if she wins the primary, she will lose by 30 points in the general. Talarico will probably lose by the regular 4-8 points, but I’d rather him get close and have a slim chance than her get waxed. It would might effectively end her career too. She should keep her powder dry for when/if we wrest control from the fascist, racist magats.
  6. Man, I wish I could get my hands on some of those Elaine photos that crazy Joe Davola took.
  7. This is your party man.
  8. We’re talking about people right?
  9. Yeah, we had a couple of those. They both seemed actually real and honest and nice. Never got a pedo vibe. Just a doofus Bible vibe. Which I understand is a fine line.
  10. This is like running Stephen Miller for senate in California.
  11. So she thinks her dog would be a good dog mom? Has she had puppies? Just a weird thing to say in general.
  12. I was “in” young life for one reason. The hottest girl in school was there.
  13. Wasn’t that last year?
  14. If I somehow got a press pass for just one day and one question, it would be this simple: You're the president of the United States, the most powerful person on earth. You realize everyone on earth makes fun of you all the time, every day right?
  15. Going to go watch battlestar galactica now.
  16. Click to watch video
  17. Hook em Buddy. Sounds like an amazing friend.
  18. Yep. He broke after dotard won again. Or maybe it was all a ruse. Either way, the site is better without him.
  19. That’s a euphemism somehow
  20. Ugh, we are so fucked.
  21. You get it
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