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HOOKEM4

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  1. I hate and fucking love this team. I hate and fucking love Quinn. I hate scataboo. Enjoy that bad juju gloatong closeup cocksucker. Don't flex when shit is that tight. Onward.
  2. Time of possession: ASU: 51:20 Texas: 8:40 Final score: Texas by a million.
  3. Local caller on the news claimed they didn't have the normal hardened barricades up and they just had the plastic traffic barricades. This just makes me sick. What a shit way to start 25. Fuck.
  4. Somewhere that is far from the Chattahoochee River. Right. RIGHT...
  5. They were a kicker and and a stupid throw from making this a nail biter.
  6. If AJ had an elite Oline he could set records that would never fall. What a fucking beast.
  7. They already have enough fluffers. You are not needed. Go back to the track and get to work.
  8. If we lose to them, we are a shit team. If we show up and play like it matters/we should, this isn't even a contest.
  9. I mean, it is tceh they are facing.
  10. As a followup, this gd cat has killed 3 squirrels, two dove and 3 snakes this month. I am running out of places to hide the bodies. Please take this murderer.
  11. This is why we cant have nice things. Goddammit.
  12. My 10yr old son had 2 orders of nachos, popcorn, a bag of cotton candy, and a box of sour patch kids. We capped it off with taco bell on the way home. You only get to go full savage when momma isn't there. He did not throw up thankfully. I told him he is going to eat greens and clean food for a week to makeup for it. He had a blast. Yolo shit for sure.
  13. I bought two tons of corn in Harper for $6.75 a bag back in August. It was a godsend. I was paying almost $10 a bag earlier this year. #makecorncheapagain
  14. Found the cocksucker that sat behind me. Get fucked.
  15. Not you...just the old fuck that pissed me off today.
  16. Fuck you if that was you. I did tell you that already in person but I need to reiterate it.
  17. One of you assholes sat behind me today. Every throw he would yell nooooo. Some old fuck with no clue. My favorite was when QE threw a TD to Helm. He was screaming they should have run as they scored a TD. Whoever that was, I made your dumbass give me a high five and you should just not go to another game. Just hot shitty take after shitty take all night. We have truly terrible clueless fans.
  18. This. They would be fine if they knew how to take good angles and wrap up. Terrible tackling.
  19. The worst part of all this for me is that my youngest idolized Breggy. I think I have gotten through to him that he is watching a business operate. Onward.
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