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HOOKEM4

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  1. I released it in a section of our park that is probably 8-10 acres of heavily wooded cover. You cant even walk into it without getting destroyed by briar. A group of board members were meeting about something at the park and saw me dump something. They flagged me down and asked what I was doing, I told them. All but one about lost their damn minds. My response:
  2. It says, "we're fucked." Trust me, I am pre-med.
  3. Everyone should have a snake grabber tool imo. I like snakes from a distance but am not excited about grabbing them, especially anything venomous. It is less than 50 bucks and the snakes can be moved somewhere to continue killing pests.
  4. Found this guy at my back door. Relocated him to the woods way away from my house. I love these dudes, just stay farther from my back door bro.
  5. Holy fuck slacks. Stop digging dude.
  6. Well that sucked. I have to go now to take my kid to practice so I will get to watch better hitting soon.
  7. Lets get him 2 runs and yeah, LBJ can finish.
  8. I wonder if they make some sort of battery insulator that you can put over the battery? Sort of like the drone battery bags I use when charging those batteries inside. The weight savings of having one or two batteries seems like a great part of lithium.
  9. Sort of guilty. My garage doubles as my work shop. I like to buy a bunch of shit I will use 2 times and then move when I need to put the vehicles in. My wife's words.... Table saw is a huge problem right now so thanks for piling on with my wife pendejo.
  10. They (rightfully) cancelled baseball tonight and we cleared out the garage to cover the vehicles so we won't get shit at my house.
  11. You should sit this one out champ.
  12. This is a super live crowd. We are screwed, that fat fuck is gonna roll down from behind home plate and kill one of our guys.
  13. 1000% agree. I got freaked out awhile back and got all sorts of tests. Thankfully that one came back perfect. It is easy and quick. DO IT ASSHOLES!
  14. I was just talking with my clan about this. Plans are set. I can piss on the blue line from the ranch. Kids are going to be pulled from school and we will experience this shit with all the other wild animals. So excited.
  15. My youngest had a break in baseball due to weather/Easter so we snuck out to the ranch and went pig hunting. He got his first pig. I told him to hit her in the white somewhere and he put the shot in a great spot. 300 blk dropped her straight to the ground. 90yds with my silly 2x scope on the sbr. He is only 8 but becoming quite the enthusiast. Proud dad.
  16. This. I am going to miss pretty much the whole game I guess. Dammit.
  17. I was at that game and will never stop telling anyone that will listen how awesome that run was. Seeing it unfold in person is the most sureal experience I have had besides watching my first child be born.
  18. Imagine what it would do to a piggy!
  19. I let my brother go years ago over some crazy ass shit where he decided to steal my boat, but that is a story for another day. He is lost down a crazy ass rabbit hole about russia being wronged and it doesn't help his wife is a belarusian whore he found years ago. I digress. People are insanely maluable and you have to decide what it's worth to you. I left it with mine that if I see him again bad things will happen to him and SLAVA UKRAINI.
  20. First time I figured this out was when I helped my son with basic addition and he failed the assignment. He had the right answers but instead of taking Mopac from the far west area to the Hula Hut, new math says you have to go through Pflugerville first.
  21. All banned books are required reading for my kids. I had to fucking read them and dammit they will too. Fight me.
  22. My youngest called the DC homerun. His favorite player was EK until Andre D signed his hat at the end of the game. I have been missing out by not going to these games. I will take the kids again soon. They had an absolute blast. HOOKEM
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