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HornPhD

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  1. Well, there won’t be any criminal gangs or traffickers to worry about 😂
  2. She was great in Shallow Hal as the “Giraffe.”
  3. Pretty sure it’s the Immaculate Reception. Read a history book, dude.
  4. Who are those cunts? Anal, only
  5. Did you mean his brother Pat?
  6. Reporter: Thank you for your response, cunt. Just being open and honest to your face. Damn, Brisket beat me to it
  7. Surprised nobody has mentioned the documentary Pimps Up, Ho’s Down. Y’all be slippin.
  8. On Saturday, I was at a bar in Oakland with my wife watching the Texas game and some guy near us was wearing a trump hat. I started taking loudly about reports of trump giving Clinton a bj. About 5 minutes later, the Fuck Donald Trump song started playing. The black guy next to me asked if I played it while indicating he did. I bought him and his girl their next round. MAGA guy covered his hat the rest of the night. /csb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIREcAu0PI
  9. Capitalism?! You’re talking about capitalism?!
  10. I’d take pleasure in guttin you……boy
  11. BS call. And the refs missed the block in the back.
  12. Two years? That is not encouraging.
  13. Not sure of the intent. It’s a Yahoo league, so he must have a different status. The person is new to fantasy football (we needed a last minute replacement). I will talk with the commish to see what he thinks; however, I’m of the “if you don’t know what you’re doing, don’t play or at least do some research” mindset.
  14. A newbie in one of my leagues (12-team) dropped Javonte Williams. The other members of the league are experienced players. My FAAB is $80 and I have Bijan, Henry, and Skat. There are a few other managers who will make an offer; however, none of them have a budget of more than $65. Our league roster has spots for two RBs, two flex, and one superflex (my QBs are Dak and Bryce). I am currently 1st in the league. How much would spend to get Javonte?
  15. I fucked up my search and posted about a different dude
  16. My bad. This guy only posted a “get over it” meme.
  17. I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue
  18. 8-team league? 😁
  19. Greg Giraldo and Bill Hicks would be killing it right now
  20. Did he say “shouldn’t” or “should” kill Jews?
  21. Dear Marie, It is hot as fuck out here. It is hard to fight these sand monkeys with your balls stuck to your legs. It is very very hot and I am very very sweatie. It is very very hot because I am in the dessert. What else did I want to axe you? Oh yeah, don't fuck nobody til I get back.
  22. Anyone check on Brian Kilmeade’s whereabouts?
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