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HornPhD

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  1. On Saturday, I was at a bar in Oakland with my wife watching the Texas game and some guy near us was wearing a trump hat. I started taking loudly about reports of trump giving Clinton a bj. About 5 minutes later, the Fuck Donald Trump song started playing. The black guy next to me asked if I played it while indicating he did. I bought him and his girl their next round. MAGA guy covered his hat the rest of the night. /csb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIREcAu0PI
  2. Capitalism?! You’re talking about capitalism?!
  3. I’d take pleasure in guttin you……boy
  4. BS call. And the refs missed the block in the back.
  5. Two years? That is not encouraging.
  6. Not sure of the intent. It’s a Yahoo league, so he must have a different status. The person is new to fantasy football (we needed a last minute replacement). I will talk with the commish to see what he thinks; however, I’m of the “if you don’t know what you’re doing, don’t play or at least do some research” mindset.
  7. A newbie in one of my leagues (12-team) dropped Javonte Williams. The other members of the league are experienced players. My FAAB is $80 and I have Bijan, Henry, and Skat. There are a few other managers who will make an offer; however, none of them have a budget of more than $65. Our league roster has spots for two RBs, two flex, and one superflex (my QBs are Dak and Bryce). I am currently 1st in the league. How much would spend to get Javonte?
  8. I fucked up my search and posted about a different dude
  9. My bad. This guy only posted a “get over it” meme.
  10. I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue
  11. 8-team league? 😁
  12. Greg Giraldo and Bill Hicks would be killing it right now
  13. Did he say “shouldn’t” or “should” kill Jews?
  14. Dear Marie, It is hot as fuck out here. It is hard to fight these sand monkeys with your balls stuck to your legs. It is very very hot and I am very very sweatie. It is very very hot because I am in the dessert. What else did I want to axe you? Oh yeah, don't fuck nobody til I get back.
  15. Anyone check on Brian Kilmeade’s whereabouts?
  16. If he had not been a racist, misogynistic, homophobic, disingenuous, right-wing troll, I bet more people would be speaking kindly of him.
  17. I’ll play. “[Black women] do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. You had to go steal a white person’s slot to go be taken somewhat seriously.”
  18. What’s the threshold where the hot-crazy coefficient is too high to fuck?
  19. Obviously, you’ve never seen Enemy of the State
  20. Saying that a “patriot” should bail out the person who attacked Paul Pelosi is a promotion of violence.
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