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HornPhD

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  1. The Keystone XL pipeline was about 8% complete when construction was halted. From what I read, construction wasn’t scheduled to be completed until 2030.
  2. For those times when you want to call someone a cunt on social media without being suspended
  3. The Caine-Hackman Theory closing argument
  4. All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!
  5. I prefer Kailua. My sister and her family have lived there for about 20 years. When we visit, we feel like locals. Plus, it’s tough to beat sunrise at Lanikai Beach or up at the pillboxes followed by a breakfast sandwich at Kalapawai Market.
  6. Lahaina, Kailua, San Diego, Park City, NYC
  7. “When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.”
  8. I had 17 squares across multiple pools. Finished the night 0-17.
  9. Spam is a buddy of mine. I sent him a message with your PayPal info. I’ll follow up with him.
  10. Run DMC, Beastie Boys, and RHCP are enough to carry this decade. Plus, two albums by The Who and four from the the Stones.
  11. I’d like to read the article, especially their methodology, analysis, and limitations sections. Other studies show positive effects, so this one article doesn’t mean that universal pre-K is not beneficial.
  12. The write-up of the findings suggests variability in the quality of pre-K programs in TN may be one of the reasons for the negative effects.
  13. My Niner friends in Oakland are hoping for that.
  14. Isn’t the first rule of attending Eeyore’s birthday party, “avoid the drum circle?”
  15. But you could imagine what it'd be like
  16. Sounds like your buddy may have been an asshole
  17. Private Cowboy! I didn’t place him as John Henry in Moneyball. Should have with that voice.
  18. I’m in a playoff pool with some friends and need to make up some ground (fucking Cowboys). I’m going with the following: Bengals (8 points), Packers (12), Buccaneers (4), and Bills (16). Am I overestimating the Bengals? I’m also in a playoff lineup league where you pick a one and done lineup each week. The Bengals and Niners are likely to lose so I’m heavy on them; however, Kupp is a great play this weekend. Worth a risk to play home or wait a week? This is my first time with this format so I’m unsure of the optimal strategy.
  19. Did you fuck her in the ass on a private jet? If not, we don’t care.
  20. I wanted to name our son Howard (he would have been the IV) after my father. My wife did not. We were very close to naming our daughter Elliot (we loved Scrubs and the idea of androgynous names for girls); however, we had friends with girls named Elle and Ella. A good friend of mine is named Koala Bear (first and middle names). I also know a guy named Bear. Both of them grew up in Berkeley.
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