Everything posted by HornPhD
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Embedding videos and photos
https://ibb.co/vxmBd8c
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Concerts you are attending
The wife and I saw Willie last night at The Fillmore in San Francisco
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Could You Move to a Small Town
Even if you’re lucky and live in a small town with a few good to great restaurants, you get bored with the menu pretty quickly.
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Shart 2020: Hindsight's a bitch
I’m turning 50 this year and will not trust any potential fart. That being said, I’ll probably shart multiple times. I’ll blame it on being drunk.
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Magic mushrooms
Did shrooms multiple times in the late 90s while living in Austin. Couple times in apartments and then venturing into neighborhoods (the counter guy at 7-11 knew). Eeyore’s Birthday once (I sat in the trees the whole time). Metallica concert (was there a guy hanging from the rafters?). The best was at The Tavern employee Christmas party. Upstairs was the party. Downstairs was open to the public. Coming down the stairs was like someone turned down the speed of a record player. I think all of these times were in the same calendar year.
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Donald Trump 2020
Donald Trump sucks balls
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2019 Surly bowl pick em
The guilt I felt while watching Texas kick ass is more punishment than any person deserves.
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Fuck This Decade: Texas vs. #11 Utah 6:30 on ESPN
Where’s the National Championship game next year?
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Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
We’re at my SIL’s house. My wife cooked dinner for our family, her mom, our nieces, SIL, SIL’s live-in boyfriend, SIL’s best friend and her live-in boyfriend. SIL, nieces, and the boyfriend ate dinner with the boyfriend’s family. They did eat a 2nd dinner with us when they returned an hour later than scheduled. Good thing we’re heading home tomorrow or my wife would kill someone. My drinking schedule was uninterrupted, so I’m all good. Hopefully, my wife will be in a better mood tomorrow and give it up.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Won my league with Kelce and Boone still to go. 1st ever title for me. Boyd and Colts D led the way. My opponent had three players with fewer than 5 points.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Fucking Watson. At least Edelman’s output was close to his projection.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Boyd, Kupp, Kirk, Boone (I have Mattison, as well), and White. PPR. Need one WR and one Flex. Boone, Boyd, and Kupp are rated the highest in FantasyPros based on our league’s scoring (43, 45, and 48, respectively).
- 2019 Surly bowl pick em
- 2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Thielen and Deebo
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
No information on Cook or Mattison is killing me. I’m in my league’s championship game and have Mattison; however, the guys on my bench could help my opponent. My starters (PPR): Watson Zeke Gordon Edelman Kupp Kelce AJ Brown James White Bench: Singletary, Boyd, Kirk, Slayton, Mattison On the waiver wire, I’m dropping Singletary to pick up Boone, Perriman, or Denver’s D. If I get Boone or Perriman, who do I drop to pick up a D?
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Check fantasypros for consensus rankings
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
I second examining McLaurin v Williams
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Kupp’s TD put me over the top (+6) with only the Bills D left to go for me (they can’t score lower than -4 in this league) in a semi-final game vs the two-time defending champ. Zeke was huge for me; however, it was lucky that I picked up Forbath yesterday.
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
I’d go with Thomas
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2019 Fuck Fantasy Football
Need to fill 2 flex positions from the following (PPR): OBJ White Kirk Slayton AJ Brown Singletary My starters are Watson, Kupp, Edelman, Zeke, Gordon, and Kelce
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Best Plane Crashes In Movie History
The crash scene in Fearless was pretty good
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Smoked brisket- fat side up or down?
If you get one with fat on both sides, it won’t matter
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Concerts you are attending
Wife and I saw Asleep at the Wheel last night. Great show.
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Hillary on Howard Stern
Last night’s show was in Berkeley