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Bateshorn

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  1. While this is reductive, his debate style kinda boils down to this when his opponent was just your league average college freshman:
  2. Barn doors, not French doors. Like that trashy lush has the class to install a French door…
  3. It me rn.
  4. I was annoyed Lanning was conservative today against Northwestern, but compared to this, the Ducks were 2001 Miami.
  5. You will get your first taste of where this is going this November in Virginia. A big win by the GOP, especially by Sears indicates a conservative realignment is really happening. OTOH, if the GOP loses a bunch of +10-12 seats, it could be an early sign Trump’s schtick is starting to wear thin.
  6. What if, and hear me out, he was a nut with a gun?
  7. Look at the big brain on Brad!
  8. It's what drives me batshit about the Democratic party and their consultants: They are STILL trying to reconcile some vision of Choamsky Leftist and Clintonian New Democrats into a coherent party platform. THOSE PEOPLE DON'T EXIST YOU IDIOTS.
  9. Its like I said the other day: Once Trump is off the political scene, these mush brains could easily swing to aggressive socialism/borderline Marxism. If the GOP thinks this group has anything in common with them other than the Racism, they are going to be in for a rough ride.
  10. There's a million inflection points, but for me, it was in 2016, when people decided they'd rather elect Donald Trump, who was manifestly wrong to be president by any objective measure, over the clearly competent and capable Hilary Clinton, because she was annoying. Including a lot of people on this board who later regretted that decision. Everything after that is spin, reaction, and rationalization.
  11. I can't believe I have to live in the timeline where a munckin like Kash Patel is babbling about relieving Charlie Kirk's watch and Valhalla. And I'm a manlet. Everything is horribly cringe now.
  12. He reminds me of my ex father in law. The moment you stopped talking about him or what he was interested in that moment, he would literally lose eye focus and just stop interacting mid sentence. LIke he would just stare off into space until the conversation interested him again. Shocker, his daughter was a hot mess.
  13. Jfc, I don’t own a gun. Will one of you idiots shove a deer rifle down your pants and film yourself walking around your garage in whatever exurbs you live in and post it here so we can decide this? Wait. It’s gonna be @Brisketexan isn’t it? never mind. I prefer the mystery.
  14. I was on Capitol Hill. It was a wild fucking day. I hate the sound of low flying jets to this date. They were buzzing the Capitol until Flight 93 was confirmed down.
  15. This is an actual CSB. I appreciate the telling and I’m glad you're son is ok
  16. I mean, when has the media and law enforcement ever been wrong on something like this?
  17. Cherish this time brother. It’s a really special moment before the grind of 1st semester senior year then senioritis sweeps them away.
  18. As I mentioned, a lot of people like Grennell that I’ve met. Depending on where your miles are, she will get to know Ohare well, which isn’t a terrible thing: 3 Rick Bayless!!
  19. GODDAMNIT, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO CONSIDER CONNECTICUT COLLEGE AND NOT BATES?!!!! Traitor. 🤪
  20. Look, we can argue about the centrism. But until the party is willing to deal with a number of it's internal structural issues, I don't think the middle vs. left thing is all that important versus having a personality. DC is under occupation right now, and Eleanor Holmes Norton is going to run again despite not being mobile and clearly having mental decline and being 88. Jefferies should just refuse to seat her on a committee and tell the DC voters its time to inject new blood. The Democratic part is a deck with rotten supports. Until you rebuild the deck beams, it's closed until further notice. The type of party on that deck, whether its BBQ, Cookout, Carne Asada, Wine tasting, whatever, is totally irrelevant. It's in no position to host right now.
  21. This also portends a huge fucking problem for the GOP once he's gone. It's how this country could swing from Trump to a Mamdani in like 1 or 2 election cycles.
  22. White peoples willingness to blow up every aspect of their lives due to hating black people, boggles my mind. I know that LBJ knew this: but it still just leaves me absolutely agog. I'm a Red Sox fan, and I can't even generate that level of hate for the god damn Yankees.
  23. Fuck that. If you are funny, you can get away with anything. Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnik, and Neal Brennan have touched tons of live wires over the years and not missed a beat.
  24. He made some comments about woke killing comedy, then pulled them back. My big take on Seinfeld is how much Larry David's writing and JLD, Micheal Richards, and Jason Alexander's acting were doing the real lifting. Candidly, Jerry continues to be the same "Have you ever noticed" guy he was in the early seasons. Just older. And smugger. Plus he loves to do the whole Comedians sitting around talking about their craft. Shut the fuck up joke man and make me laugh.
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